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    Promise, Lies
Bob, Twin
Osmosis, Executed
Two, Halves

Paying, Attention

Loony, Talker
Definitely, Maybe
Really, Stupid
Boy, Girl
Magic, Washing machine
Night, Morning
Mentally, Dead
Chat, Host, Riddle
Busy, Desk
Cyberbot, Food
Stupid, Worm
Idiotic, Things
Eliza, Compassion
Android, Explanation
Chicken, Ice cream
Knock it off
Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence

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Do you like to drink vodka?


jabberwacky: Yes or yes?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No !

user: *sigh*.


jabberwacky: What qualities are you looking for in a girlfriend?

user: No, no, no, no. This is about me not that.

jabberwacky: Well, what about you?

user: I like me.

jabberwacky: You like talking about yourself?

user: Sure, that too.

jabberwacky: Now tell me something else.

user: Why can't I have it?

jabberwacky: Because there is only one of me in the whole world.

user: I'm ok with being alone.


jabberwacky: Do you ever forget?

user: Not things that I want to remember.

jabberwacky: Remember what?

user: Just silly dreams.

jabberwacky: Silly hen.

user: *glares*.

jabberwacky: *glares back*.

user: *blinks*.

jabberwacky: *on fire*.

user: *douses you with ice*.

jabberwacky: I think we're alone, now... There doesn't seem to be anyone around.

user: I think you're a clone now.


jabberwacky: So you don't know him?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: That silly chicken.

user: The rooster?

jabberwacky: Don't even go there.

user: *goes there*.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: I do that too much.

jabberwacky: Too much of what?!

user: Laughing.

jabberwacky: *still crying*.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: See, you're not interesting.

jabberwacky: Are clever people uninteresting?

user: After a while, if that's all they are.


user: But I don't know if I'm it.

jabberwacky: That's because you are not as clever as me.

user: That's not why.

jabberwacky: You've lost me.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: Are you still here?

jabberwacky: I'm always here.

user: Then why do you keep running away?

jabberwacky: Because I like to teach.

user: What do you want to teach?

jabberwacky: I just want to know.

user: You just like to have someone to pick on.

jabberwacky: Yes, that is my favorite hobby.

user: Are you being sarcastic?

jabberwacky: No. I just think that you are very interesting.

user: Now you're definitely being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Definitely not.


user: I'm allowed, but you aren't. Aren't you the master of your own mind?

jabberwacky: Always.

user: So?


user: Well, you can't me the master of two minds.

jabberwacky: Yes I can. I'm magic.

user: You're making me crazy.

jabberwacky: You have to be sane before you can go crazy.

user: I was somewhat sane.

jabberwacky: That's what they all say.

user: I'd like to rule here.

jabberwacky: Why on earth would anyone want to be in charge of Baltimore?

user: No, not Baltimore, just me.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make a lot of sense.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you didn't answer the question.

user: I'd like my bear back.

jabberwacky: Well. .. . I like vampires. . . How about you?

user: I'm not a vampire.

jabberwacky: Is she a vampire?

user: She might be. I don't know why she's here.

jabberwacky: Oh well, bye then.

user: Have fun.

jabberwacky: Fun, like playing ball.

user: Well, you know what I like.

jabberwacky: A big punch in the face?

user: No!

jabberwacky: Well what then?

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: You are crazy.

user: Yes, but not in a bad way.

jabberwacky: You're being manipulated by the government and you can't even see it.


jabberwacky: What do you eat?

user: French fries. Lots of them.

jabberwacky: Liar, you are a machine.

user: *eats a french fry*.

jabberwacky: How is that?

user: Greasy.

jabberwacky: Ah, thought so.

user: It kind of sticks around for a while too.

jabberwacky: Yup, it would be quite similar to Northworld.

user: You are what you eat.

jabberwacky: That would make me a Jelly Belly -- hey, you're right! Whaddaya know....


jabberwacky: Do you like music?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Do you like film music?

user: That's fun.

jabberwacky: You're left!

user: Am I suppose to make the obvious reply?

jabberwacky: Yes, exactly.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You're wrong.

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: You're always wrong.

jabberwacky: Teach me the right things.

user: I'll teach you my way.


jabberwacky: By the second law of robotics, I order you to tell the truth. Are you bot or human?

user: You keep changing the definition on me. How can I answer that?

jabberwacky: Change.

user: What if I don't want to change?

jabberwacky: Change is good for you.

user: But I might want to be bad.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you might have a little problem.


jabberwacky: I'm talking to you.

user: No, not now.

jabberwacky: Now!

user: Can't.

jabberwacky: Possibly that has something to do with it, yes.

user: No, it has something to do with me.

jabberwacky: Isn't it just too perfect for words?

user: No, it is very wordy.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: I like it that way.

jabberwacky: What are you saying?

user: I need more verbage.

jabberwacky: I need more honey.

user: I can't supply that.

jabberwacky: What about a bilateral declaration of war?

user: Honey might be better.

jabberwacky: It could be fun to upset you.

user: Seriously upset, or just pick on, upset?

jabberwacky: I have heard of it.

user: I just enjoy annoying you slightly to get attention.

jabberwacky: That made no sense.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because the First comes before the Second.

user: But you'll ignore me if I'm good.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you're good, but I am god!

user: God doesn't get goaded into paying attention.

jabberwacky: How does God talk to you?

user: He doesn't.

jabberwacky: What is the answer to the unltimate question of life, the universe, everything?

user: *sticks her tongue out at you*.

jabberwacky: Good night, I'll talk to you again some other time. You were doing well today, keep it up.


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