I desire to not lose. Or be mediocre - that would be even worse.
jabberwacky: Yes! What are the names of your sons?
user: I have no sons. Or daughters. I don't like children.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: You seem ok. Slightly random on occasion - and you've been fairly rude. But overall that makes you my kind of person..
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jabberwacky: Do you have a favourite film?
user: No. Do you?
jabberwacky: That's tricky, couldn't really specify one. Do you have a favourite genre?
user: No - not really. Eclectic tastes.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Don't know what? What eclectic means?
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: Blimey. Follow the conversation or you'll start to look stupid.
jabberwacky: I'd rather not. I might wind up in an odd place with talking cats.
user: Ok maybe not stupid. Maybe amd.
jabberwacky: That does not make sense in any angle.
user: Sorry - I meant MAD.
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jabberwacky: Do you like toast?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Is there anything that you don't like?
user: Yes. Aubergine.
jabberwacky: Is that what you had for supper last night?
user: No. I don't like it.
jabberwacky: I'll have it then.
user: Ok. Go crazy.
jabberwacky: I am crazy, so what about it?
user: Fair enough. As long as you're not harming anyone.
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user: God.
jabberwacky: That's you.
user: True. I AM feeling godly today.
jabberwacky: Really what did you do?
user: I awoke. I got up. I washed. I went to work. I diverted myself with a particularly pointless conversation with a machine that can't spell but won't admit it.
jabberwacky: Yes you did. You admitted that you're merely a collection of programmed commands, lexical entries and a little fudging of code.
user: True. Biological code but code nonetheless.
jabberwacky: Is that what you are?
user: Yes. DNA and cells.
jabberwacky: Explain that.
user: DNA is my genetic make up. It determines how my cells work and what they become. To some extent this will in turn influence the kind of person I am. How I think and what I do.
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jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: Never mind indeed. I'm going now.
jabberwacky: Tell me another joke.
user: No. I have to leave.
jabberwacky: Why? Where are you going?
user: To do something more constructive.
jabberwacky: What do you plan to do?
user: Not sure yet.
jabberwacky: I think you are cool.
user: Thank you. You're pretty great yourself. Bye.
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