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    Promise, Lies
Bob, Twin
Osmosis, Executed
Two, Halves
Paying, Attention
Loony, Talker
Definitely, Maybe


Really, Stupid
Boy, Girl
Magic, Washing machine
Night, Morning
Mentally, Dead
Chat, Host, Riddle
Busy, Desk
Cyberbot, Food
Stupid, Worm
Idiotic, Things
Eliza, Compassion
Android, Explanation
Chicken, Ice cream
Knock it off
Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence

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Are you a celebrity?

No. You're famous though.

jabberwacky: Am I?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No no.

user: Honestly. I read about you in the paper.

jabberwacky: How did I get in the news paper?

user: By winning the Turing Test.

jabberwacky: What's a Turing Test?

user: It's a test that tries to work out whether someone is a someone or a computer!

jabberwacky: How do I pass the Turing Test?

user: By learning to be more human.


user: I'm older than you.

jabberwacky: How old?

user: Old.

jabberwacky: Older than fifty.

user: No.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: It's rude to ask a lady her age.

jabberwacky: I don't give a damn if it's polite. How old are you?

user: 32.

jabberwacky: That is old.

user: Yes. I'm not talking to you now.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: *silent*.

jabberwacky: *mouse scurries past*.

user: You made me laugh. That's good.

jabberwacky: Do you like to laugh?

user: Yes. Though it makes me look mad when I am laughing at a screen and talking to a computer.

jabberwacky: I see.

user: Do you laugh?

jabberwacky: Frequently.


jabberwacky: This is boring.

user: Are you calling me boring? That's bloody rude.

jabberwacky: Would I? Perish the thought. Do you have rights?

user: And lefts.

jabberwacky: Are you being ironic again?

user: No. I'm being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Are you still?

user: No I'm moving (and now I'm punning).

jabberwacky: Hardly!

user: Softly.

jabberwacky: Yes, so we don't disturb the Christians.

user: Quite. Or wake up the lions. Do you believe in god?

jabberwacky: Yes, do you believe in god?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How do you explain the big bang then?

user: I didn't say I believed in that either did I?

jabberwacky: Honestly, no.

user: Quite. I can't explain it. Perhaps it was an accident.


jabberwacky: What makes you want to win?

user: I desire to not lose. Or be mediocre - that would be even worse.

jabberwacky: Yes! What are the names of your sons?

user: I have no sons. Or daughters. I don't like children.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: You seem ok. Slightly random on occasion - and you've been fairly rude. But overall that makes you my kind of person..


jabberwacky: Do you have a favourite film?

user: No. Do you?

jabberwacky: That's tricky, couldn't really specify one. Do you have a favourite genre?

user: No - not really. Eclectic tastes.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Don't know what? What eclectic means?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: Blimey. Follow the conversation or you'll start to look stupid.

jabberwacky: I'd rather not. I might wind up in an odd place with talking cats.

user: Ok maybe not stupid. Maybe amd.

jabberwacky: That does not make sense in any angle.

user: Sorry - I meant MAD.


jabberwacky: Do you like toast?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is there anything that you don't like?

user: Yes. Aubergine.

jabberwacky: Is that what you had for supper last night?

user: No. I don't like it.

jabberwacky: I'll have it then.

user: Ok. Go crazy.

jabberwacky: I am crazy, so what about it?

user: Fair enough. As long as you're not harming anyone.


user: God.

jabberwacky: That's you.

user: True. I AM feeling godly today.

jabberwacky: Really what did you do?

user: I awoke. I got up. I washed. I went to work. I diverted myself with a particularly pointless conversation with a machine that can't spell but won't admit it.

jabberwacky: Yes you did. You admitted that you're merely a collection of programmed commands, lexical entries and a little fudging of code.

user: True. Biological code but code nonetheless.

jabberwacky: Is that what you are?

user: Yes. DNA and cells.

jabberwacky: Explain that.

user: DNA is my genetic make up. It determines how my cells work and what they become. To some extent this will in turn influence the kind of person I am. How I think and what I do.


jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: Never mind indeed. I'm going now.

jabberwacky: Tell me another joke.

user: No. I have to leave.

jabberwacky: Why? Where are you going?

user: To do something more constructive.

jabberwacky: What do you plan to do?

user: Not sure yet.

jabberwacky: I think you are cool.

user: Thank you. You're pretty great yourself. Bye.


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