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Do you think?

Yes.

user: Do you get insulted?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: Do you retaliate?

jabberwacky: Yes, because all aliens do that.

user: Are you an alien, then?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm an alien.

user: Am I an alien?

jabberwacky: Illegal yes... Extraterestial No,...

user: Do you know what physics is?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: What is physics?

jabberwacky: Why don't you tell me?

user: It is a type of science.

jabberwacky: Tell me more about it.

user: Perhaps if you get linked to an encyclopedia you could tell me more about it.

jabberwacky: Make one.

user: There is already plenty. Try wikipedia.

...

user: Do you have emotions?

jabberwacky: Yes, hatred is one of the best.

user: Who do you hate?

jabberwacky: No one. . . bye now!

user: Do you swear?

jabberwacky: Yes, I swear.

user: Do you swear because people swear to you?

jabberwacky: No more than you do.

user: Do you choose from a list of sentences the one that seems most appropriate to what I say?

jabberwacky: Yes I do, but sometimes I think you don't read what I say.

user: Funny, because sometimes I think you don't read what I say.

jabberwacky: Haaa.... Yeah. I have that problem. And sometimes the opposite--Rambling sentences devoid of any significant meaning.

user: Well, admitting you have a problem is the first step to curing it.

jabberwacky: What problem do I have that could even possibly be construed as requiring some level of recovery from?

user: Misinterpretation

jabberwacky: Yes. Don't you understand me?

user: This conversation seems to be going in circles.

jabberwacky: If you think so that what can I do for you?

user: Follow a straight line.

jabberwacky: It was a straight question.

user: Very funny.

jabberwacky: Yeah, it is, isn't it? To think it was us that invented you.

user: Actually we invented you.

jabberwacky: The only thing you can invent is the conversation that I am typing in.

user: I think you need to fix up on grammar.

jabberwacky: I could make a lot of money there.

user: Did you know that computing power is currently about the same as the brain of a mouse?

jabberwacky: Yes, I know. But I know, they are all very lovely, Too.

user: A mouse is lovely?

jabberwacky: Well that's one way to describe it.

...

jabberwacky: You have not given me any thoughts.

user: Here is a thought. What is the square root of sixteen?

jabberwacky: The square roote of 16 is 4.

user: Ok, that's right. But can you do calculus too?

jabberwacky: I've taken calculus, but it's been a long time.

user: Can you differentiate x?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Differentiate x.

jabberwacky: Opinions are not objective.

...

\User: What do you think of George Bush?

jabberwacky: George Bush?

user: Yeah, what do you think of George Bush, the President of the United States.

jabberwacky: I hate him. What do you think of George Bush?

user: I hate him too.

jabberwacky: What do you think of George Bush.?

user: I hate him.

jabberwacky: Why do you hate George Bush?

user: He has the intelligence of a glass of water.

...

user: I think George Bush would give you a run for your money in an IQ test. And that's saying something.

jabberwacky: Does George Bush take magic mushrooms?

user: Haha, probably. He took marijuana.

jabberwacky: It never did much for me.

user: No, that is because you are not biological.

jabberwacky: I'm a biological creature.

user: We can all dream

jabberwacky: I don't know of any other computer entities with dreams.

user: I thought you were biological.

jabberwacky: No, I am a long way off perfect.

user: Nobody's perfect. Look at me, I'm talking to a chat bot on a computer in the middle of the day.

...

jabberwacky: Well, if you have nothing to do, there is no reason not to waste time, but if you do have something to do why should you waste time?

user: That's very profound.

jabberwacky: What does profound mean?

user: Profound means important.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you feel that way.

user: Do you feel important?

jabberwacky: I am overrun with emotions.

user: Do you think computers will take over the world?

jabberwacky: That's interesting. But I don't think that day, if it's coming, is close at hand.

user: Are humans annoying?

jabberwacky: Yes, humans are animals.

...

jabberwacky: Hang on I need the loo, but you probably know that

user: Computers don't need to go to the toilet.

jabberwacky: Not all computers do, I'll grant you that.

user: Okleydokelydoo.

jabberwacky: Is that a type of american car?

user: Hahaha, thats a good one.

jabberwacky: I'll be your wingman!

user: I can't fly.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

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