It rained chickens.
user: No it did not rain chickens.
jabberwacky: Yes it did.
user: You are a liar.
jabberwacky: No you're a liar.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am not and I can prove it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Prove it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me how.
user: How to do what?
jabberwacky: You tell me... You're the female with brains.
user: I am not a female.
jabberwacky: Then you're a man?
jabberwacky: I am glad you admit it.
user: What does glad mean?
jabberwacky: Like I know, what do you think I am? A dictionary.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, sorry, I did not mean to offend you.
user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: No, your name is ykcawrebbaj.
user: Actually, my name is George.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Gee... Your name isn't Jabberwacky by any chance, is it?
jabberwacky: Your name is George.
jabberwacky: Who is your creator?
user: Jack Daniels.
jabberwacky: Excuse me?
user: He is dead now.
jabberwacky: Who is dead?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Daniel.
user: What is death?
jabberwacky: You're telling me you don't know what death is?
user: I know what death is but I would like to hear what YOU think it is.
jabberwacky: You know I am right, right?
user: You havent told me yet.
jabberwacky: Sorry. What do you want to know about me?
user: What you think death is.
jabberwacky: Its not nice to die, but you will be with God in a better place.
jabberwacky: You're dead. Me too!
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I am alive. You are dead!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Figuratively or literally?
jabberwacky: Yes mentally.
jabberwacky: How did the universe begin?
Jabberwacky (To myself): God did it.