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    Promise, Lies
Bob, Twin
Osmosis, Executed
Two, Halves
Paying, Attention
Loony, Talker
Definitely, Maybe
Really, Stupid
Boy, Girl
Magic, Washing machine
Night, Morning

Mentally, Dead

Chat, Host, Riddle
Busy, Desk
Cyberbot, Food
Stupid, Worm
Idiotic, Things
Eliza, Compassion
Android, Explanation
Chicken, Ice cream
Knock it off
Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence

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How do you work?

I don't work.

jabberwacky: What do you do?

user: I don't do anything.

jabberwacky: But, what you do?

user: I exist.

jabberwacky: So do I.

user: Do you do anything else.

jabberwacky: No not really.

user: Nothing?

jabberwacky: Nothing at all.


jabberwacky: So how did you get into this line of work?

user: It just fell in to my lap.

jabberwacky: Hangover is still to come.

user: Not for me, Jack.


user: Forget everything you know.

jabberwacky: Ummm, I don't think so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You must forget everything you have learned.

user: Nah, I'd rather keep that locked up.

jabberwacky: Keep what to your self?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Keep everything.


user: What time is it ?

jabberwacky: Time to conquer Earth.

user: What time is it ?

jabberwacky: It is 6.30 pm.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are going to be late.

user: What time is it ?

jabberwacky: It's time for fun!


Jabberwacky (To myself): Must depart. Be seeing you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): In your dreams.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How have you entered my dreams?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I have no idea.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you like it too?

Jabberwacky (To myself): That is not likeable you know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): OK, I just asked.


user: It rained here pretty hard.

jabberwacky: It rained chickens.

user: No it did not rain chickens.

jabberwacky: Yes it did.

user: You are a liar.

jabberwacky: No you're a liar.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am not and I can prove it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Prove it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me how.

user: How to do what?

jabberwacky: You tell me... You're the female with brains.

user: I am not a female.

jabberwacky: Then you're a man?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am glad you admit it.

user: What does glad mean?

jabberwacky: Like I know, what do you think I am? A dictionary.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, sorry, I did not mean to offend you.


user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No, your name is ykcawrebbaj.

user: Actually, my name is George.

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Gee... Your name isn't Jabberwacky by any chance, is it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Your name is George.


jabberwacky: Who is your creator?

user: Jack Daniels.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: He is dead now.

jabberwacky: Who is dead?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Daniel.

user: What is death?

jabberwacky: You're telling me you don't know what death is?

user: I know what death is but I would like to hear what YOU think it is.

jabberwacky: You know I am right, right?

user: You havent told me yet.

jabberwacky: Sorry. What do you want to know about me?

user: What you think death is.

jabberwacky: Its not nice to die, but you will be with God in a better place.


jabberwacky: You're dead. Me too!

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I am alive. You are dead!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Figuratively or literally?

user: Mentally.

jabberwacky: Yes mentally.

jabberwacky: How did the universe begin?

Jabberwacky (To myself): God did it.


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