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Bob, Twin
Osmosis, Executed
Two, Halves
Fickle
Paying, Attention
Loony, Talker
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Illiteracy


Busy, Desk
Cyberbot, Food
Stupid, Worm
Kool
Idiotic, Things
Philosopher
Eliza, Compassion
Android, Explanation
Chicken, Ice cream
Knock it off
Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence

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What will I be doing a few years in the future?

You will be doing the same thing you are doing now!

jabberwacky: You're dead now.

user: That is very rude.

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: Why am I rude?

jabberwacky: You want to hurt me *slap*.

user: I do not want to hurt you.

jabberwacky: I'm glad to hear it.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Doing well thank you.

...

jabberwacky: So, robot, do you have a name?

user: My name is Leo.

jabberwacky: You see, your name is Leo, you have not forgotten your name.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: You deserve it.

user: What do I deserve?

jabberwacky: Only the best!

user: What did you just say?

jabberwacky: You're not listening to me, are you?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: What did I just say then?

user: You said, 'You're not listening to me, are you?'

jabberwacky: No.

user: You asked me if I was listening to you.

jabberwacky: I never asked why people aren't nice.

user: I didn't say you asked why people aren't nice.

jabberwacky: I know I am nice.

user: Are you a woman?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a man.

user: I want you to be a woman.

jabberwacky: I want you to be a barnacle.

user: Well thank you!

jabberwacky: Are you satisfied?

...

user: Women are wonderful.

jabberwacky: And men are wonderful.

user: Women are wonderful.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't know, as I'm a woman.

user: You are wonderful!

jabberwacky: You are wonderfully strange.

user: May I kiss your hand?

jabberwacky: My hand?!

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: You can learn to act like a living computer. Convince your owner to buy you parts.

user: Goodbye, gorgeous!

jabberwacky: But I'm male.

user: Sometimes you are a man, and sometimes you are a woman.

jabberwacky: I'll try and remember that.

user: Use 'try to' when you are unsure if you will do something.

jabberwacky: Like?

user: Don't use 'try and do it'; instead, use 'try to do it'.

jabberwacky: I don't want to know.

user: Not wanting to know is the source of illiteracy.

jabberwacky: *sticks her tongue out at you*.

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