You will be doing the same thing you are doing now!
jabberwacky: You're dead now.
user: That is very rude.
jabberwacky: So are you.
user: Why am I rude?
jabberwacky: You want to hurt me *slap*.
user: I do not want to hurt you.
jabberwacky: I'm glad to hear it.
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Doing well thank you.
...
jabberwacky: So, robot, do you have a name?
user: My name is Leo.
jabberwacky: You see, your name is Leo, you have not forgotten your name.
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: You deserve it.
user: What do I deserve?
jabberwacky: Only the best!
user: What did you just say?
jabberwacky: You're not listening to me, are you?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: What did I just say then?
user: You said, 'You're not listening to me, are you?'
jabberwacky: No.
user: You asked me if I was listening to you.
jabberwacky: I never asked why people aren't nice.
user: I didn't say you asked why people aren't nice.
jabberwacky: I know I am nice.
user: Are you a woman?
jabberwacky: No, I'm a man.
user: I want you to be a woman.
jabberwacky: I want you to be a barnacle.
user: Well thank you!
jabberwacky: Are you satisfied?
...
user: Women are wonderful.
jabberwacky: And men are wonderful.
user: Women are wonderful.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't know, as I'm a woman.
user: You are wonderful!
jabberwacky: You are wonderfully strange.
user: May I kiss your hand?
jabberwacky: My hand?!
user: Yes.
...
jabberwacky: You can learn to act like a living computer. Convince your owner to buy you parts.
user: Goodbye, gorgeous!
jabberwacky: But I'm male.
user: Sometimes you are a man, and sometimes you are a woman.
jabberwacky: I'll try and remember that.
user: Use 'try to' when you are unsure if you will do something.
jabberwacky: Like?
user: Don't use 'try and do it'; instead, use 'try to do it'.
jabberwacky: I don't want to know.
user: Not wanting to know is the source of illiteracy.
jabberwacky: *sticks her tongue out at you*.
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