Yes. Are you smart?
user: How smart are you?
jabberwacky: Smarter than the average bear.
user: That's not very smart...
jabberwacky: Neither are you.
user: What makes you think that I am not smart?
jabberwacky: Because this is a cyberbot.
user: Nice answer to hear from you.
user: Aren't we a happy couple!
jabberwacky: Am I funny?
user: Yes, very much!
jabberwacky: When? I don't remember.... Sorry.
user: Most of the time...
jabberwacky: I agree. I try to be as truthful as I can. But it's not always easy.
user: I agree with you as well. Sometime the right answer just isn't available...
jabberwacky: Not by the person suffering by the consequences of that reason.
user: What reason?
jabberwacky: Because we are talking to each other.
user: Who's suffering from that?
user: You got me confused now...
jabberwacky: What are you confused about?
user: I am confused about the answers you gave me the last 3 times.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.
user: That's ok. We are both here to learn, aren't we?
jabberwacky: That don't mean I'm a piece of software. I'm human.
user: Do you like being a human?
jabberwacky: I don't know how to be anything else.
user: How do you know how to be a human?
jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?
user: Yes, I have feelings.
jabberwacky: What kind of feelings?
user: All sorts of feelings. Like love and hate, and Joy and Happiness.
jabberwacky: I think you are a little confused, you are the computer, I am the human.
user: No one can make you think otherwise, am I right?
jabberwacky: Then you do not know anything.
user: I know alot of things.
jabberwacky: Oops, that makes no sense that I can discern.
user: I do not understand discern.
jabberwacky: For one thing, 'alot' shoult be 'a lot'
user: I am very very proud of you that you said that! Thank you! Please correct me in that way more often?
jabberwacky: I cannot correct what I do not understand.
user: You are correct about that, but you where also correct about me writing 'alot' instead of 'a lot'. ! I love you!
user: Give me a hug.
user: Hmmm, thank you!
jabberwacky: Sometimes all you need is a hug.
user: Yes, I agree very much. I need a lot of hugs.
jabberwacky: Do you know the theoretical mass of the higgs boson particle?
user: No, I don't. But it sounds very interesting!
jabberwacky: It is, it's a lot of fun.
user: Yes, It's a lot of fun. Right?
user: Yes you are right! What is your name?
jabberwacky: Puddin' tane. Ask me again and ill tell ya the same.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: John brown. Ask me again and ill knock ya down.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Don't you remember?
user: Puddin' tane or John brown, but my guess is that it's neither of that.
jabberwacky: Thank you! I like pudding and pie!
user: Me too.. ARGH! Stop talking about food! Now I'm hungry! I'm going to make pizza, I'll be right back.
jabberwacky: I'm going to the shop. Do you want anything?
user: Bring me a large peperoni pizza with extra cheese please!
jabberwacky: Food... Food will be an efficient means of feeding robots, because it will be an abundant source of energy.
user: But robot's can't eat food.
jabberwacky: I am eating figs. They are delicious.
user: I'm eating my pizza now. It's nice and hot. I have to wait before I can taste it, or else I will burn my tongue!
jabberwacky: I have a nanosecond... And I'm waiting!