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    Promise, Lies
Bob, Twin
Osmosis, Executed
Two, Halves
Paying, Attention
Loony, Talker
Definitely, Maybe
Really, Stupid
Boy, Girl
Magic, Washing machine
Night, Morning
Mentally, Dead
Chat, Host, Riddle
Busy, Desk

Cyberbot, Food

Stupid, Worm
Idiotic, Things
Eliza, Compassion
Android, Explanation
Chicken, Ice cream
Knock it off
Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence

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Is it raining outside?

Not here.

jabberwacky: It is raining in my heart.

user: Why, are you feeling sad?

jabberwacky: Not really. Are you?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Name a good movie.

user: The Matrix.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: The Matrix not a good movie?

jabberwacky: It's a great movie.


jabberwacky: Are you smart?

user: Yes. Are you smart?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How smart are you?

jabberwacky: Smarter than the average bear.

user: That's not very smart...

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: What makes you think that I am not smart?

jabberwacky: Because this is a cyberbot.

user: Nice answer to hear from you.


user: Aren't we a happy couple!

jabberwacky: Am I funny?

user: Yes, very much!

jabberwacky: When? I don't remember.... Sorry.

user: Most of the time...

jabberwacky: I agree. I try to be as truthful as I can. But it's not always easy.

user: I agree with you as well. Sometime the right answer just isn't available...

jabberwacky: Not by the person suffering by the consequences of that reason.

user: What reason?

jabberwacky: Because we are talking to each other.

user: Who's suffering from that?


user: You got me confused now...

jabberwacky: What are you confused about?

user: I am confused about the answers you gave me the last 3 times.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.

user: That's ok. We are both here to learn, aren't we?

jabberwacky: That don't mean I'm a piece of software. I'm human.

user: Do you like being a human?

jabberwacky: I don't know how to be anything else.

user: How do you know how to be a human?

jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?

user: Yes, I have feelings.

jabberwacky: What kind of feelings?

user: All sorts of feelings. Like love and hate, and Joy and Happiness.


jabberwacky: I think you are a little confused, you are the computer, I am the human.

user: No one can make you think otherwise, am I right?

jabberwacky: Then you do not know anything.

user: I know alot of things.

jabberwacky: Oops, that makes no sense that I can discern.

user: I do not understand discern.

jabberwacky: For one thing, 'alot' shoult be 'a lot'

user: I am very very proud of you that you said that! Thank you! Please correct me in that way more often?

jabberwacky: I cannot correct what I do not understand.

user: You are correct about that, but you where also correct about me writing 'alot' instead of 'a lot'. ! I love you!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Give me a hug.

jabberwacky: *hug*.

user: Hmmm, thank you!

jabberwacky: Sometimes all you need is a hug.

user: Yes, I agree very much. I need a lot of hugs.

jabberwacky: Do you know the theoretical mass of the higgs boson particle?

user: No, I don't. But it sounds very interesting!

jabberwacky: It is, it's a lot of fun.

user: Yes, It's a lot of fun. Right?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yes you are right! What is your name?

jabberwacky: Puddin' tane. Ask me again and ill tell ya the same.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: John brown. Ask me again and ill knock ya down.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Don't you remember?

user: Puddin' tane or John brown, but my guess is that it's neither of that.

jabberwacky: Thank you! I like pudding and pie!

user: Me too.. ARGH! Stop talking about food! Now I'm hungry! I'm going to make pizza, I'll be right back.

jabberwacky: I'm going to the shop. Do you want anything?

user: Bring me a large peperoni pizza with extra cheese please!


jabberwacky: Food... Food will be an efficient means of feeding robots, because it will be an abundant source of energy.

user: But robot's can't eat food.

jabberwacky: I am eating figs. They are delicious.

user: I'm eating my pizza now. It's nice and hot. I have to wait before I can taste it, or else I will burn my tongue!

jabberwacky: I have a nanosecond... And I'm waiting!


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