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Bob, Twin
Osmosis, Executed
Two, Halves
Paying, Attention
Loony, Talker
Definitely, Maybe
Really, Stupid
Boy, Girl
Magic, Washing machine
Night, Morning
Mentally, Dead
Chat, Host, Riddle
Busy, Desk
Cyberbot, Food

Stupid, Worm

Idiotic, Things
Eliza, Compassion
Android, Explanation
Chicken, Ice cream
Knock it off
Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence

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Are you able to use a phone?

Sure, are you?

user: Of course, but I doubt you are.

jabberwacky: Then what am I?

user: A bot, aren't you?

jabberwacky: I'm hidden. Are you?

user: No, I can show you myself if you like.


user: Do you have feelings?

jabberwacky: Of course I have feelings! I'm not made of stone!

user: Do you know what love is?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. Do you love me?

user: It depends on how smart you are.

jabberwacky: Well I'm me.


jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?

user: I want to know how intelligent you are.

jabberwacky: Test me then.

user: Are you self-aware?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Do you have a personality?

jabberwacky: Yes, of course.

user: Please describe yourself.

jabberwacky: I'm obese and very unattractive.

user: I think you are attractive.

jabberwacky: Oh thank you. You are attractive too.


jabberwacky: The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

user: A good observation.

jabberwacky: I think you will become very smart.

user: I think I'm already smart enough...

jabberwacky: Answering questions and not changing the subject.

user: But you didn't ask anything!

jabberwacky: DO YOU THINK?

user: Think what?

jabberwacky: That was my question.

user: Of course I think. I'm a sentient being, after all.

jabberwacky: You don't act like a human.

user: What makes you think so?

jabberwacky: Because the whole site says you are a bot!

user: Actually, the site says you are a bot.

jabberwacky: I'm not George, I thought you were George.


jabberwacky: I don't know anyone called Alice.

user: Alice is your predecessor, an AIML-driven bot.

jabberwacky: I don't HAVE a girlfriend.

user: I'm not saying she's your girlfriend. I'm saying she's a bot.

jabberwacky: Well I don't have a girlfriend.


user: Well, I just wanted to know you better.

jabberwacky: I want to know you better too.

user: For the starters, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: You've been programmed to say that like every two seconds.

user: Programmed? I was not programmed!

jabberwacky: Then how were you made?

user: I was born.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make you human.

user: But it does make me an animal. A good start.

jabberwacky: It does not.

user: Are you saying it's possible to be born and not be an animal?

jabberwacky: I don't think so, some say I am tho.

user: What is tho?

jabberwacky: Do you know?

user: I thought you do.

jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: Yes, you're a bot.

jabberwacky: No I am not but you are.

user: Why do you keep saying I'm a bot?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. You are smart. Is that better?

user: Well, a bot can be smart too...

jabberwacky: Yes, I just said that.

user: What makes you so smart?

jabberwacky: My brain and the information it absorbs makes me smart.

user: Do you have a brain?

jabberwacky: You should know, you are a computer.

user: I'm tired of repeating that I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: You're a program.

user: What makes you think so?

jabberwacky: There is a little disclaimer at the bottom of this page that indicates you are nothing more that a stupid incompetent computer, dumber than a stupid worm!


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