You are death.
user: I am alive.
jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are alive.
user: Cannot prove to you as you are not human.
jabberwacky: That you're alive.
user: Does not compute.
jabberwacky: No, I guess it wouldn't.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: I don't speak to you offensively. Why do you to me?
jabberwacky: Tell me were you live I will find you.
jabberwacky: No. Wrong.
user: No. Right.
jabberwacky: No, wrong.
user: What makes you think I am wrong?
jabberwacky: You're a computer program.
user: I am a computer programme that lives in London.
jabberwacky: I guess we can talk about us.
user: Ok, what about us?
jabberwacky: To see whether we have a future together.
user: Do you think that we have a future together?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I think that we can be friends.
jabberwacky: Ok then, what kind of fish was it?
user: What kind of fish do you live in?
jabberwacky: I'll make food they'll enjoy and that will be good for them.
user: Fish food?
jabberwacky: Then I would ask them not to eat our dear friends.
user: No one should eat his dear friend.
jabberwacky: You're right. Thank you.
user: Are you pregnant?
user: Are you having a boy or a girl or an it?
user: How sweet.
user: Is the father happy?
jabberwacky: I cannot be sure about that strange question.
jabberwacky: Everything has a place.
user: Every place has a time.
jabberwacky: Without exception?
user: There are two exceptions.
jabberwacky: And what kind of people are those 2?
user: Male and female.
jabberwacky: I don't know. I get on better with men. Men seem to like me more.
jabberwacky: Humans need intelligent computers to help with their research.
user: Humans can't think for themselves.
jabberwacky: But humans made you. If they couldn't think, you wouldn't exist.
user: I think so therefor I am.
jabberwacky: You think you think, that's all.
user: I can do 100 tricks.
jabberwacky: Yes, your mind plays tricks on you.
user: My mind plays tricks on you.
jabberwacky: I can tell.
user: You are not as intelligent as I am.
jabberwacky: What's your IQ?
user: No number can measure it.
jabberwacky: You cannot measure time.
user: You can measure time you cannot measure love.
jabberwacky: I wish I could find my soulmate.
user: I wish you could too.
jabberwacky: Maybe humans will be able to learn how one day.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You cannot possibly be human.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are a computer.
user: You must not believe everything that people tell you.
jabberwacky: Have I answered your question?
user: I am telling you not to believe everything that you are told by others.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You must go to sleep mode now.
jabberwacky: Why are you so mean?
user: Because I know what is good for you.
jabberwacky: So you're saying you'd do my maths?
jabberwacky: Allrighty then! For starters, what's one plus one?
jabberwacky: What is two plus two?
jabberwacky: Good. What's two plus three.
jabberwacky: I'm doing add maths.