Global Warming is a bad thing.
user: Do you feel Earth would be better off without humans in it?
jabberwacky: Yes, I live inside a fish.
user: What kind of fish do you live inside?
jabberwacky: The kind that are fish.
user: And which kind are fish?
jabberwacky: Which kind of what?
user: Which kind of fish do you live inside of?
jabberwacky: The birds That Like A Gobble.
user: Birds that like a gobble also live inside of fish.
jabberwacky: Oh, that's interesting!
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: I'm older than you.
user: How do you know that you are older than me?
jabberwacky: Because I am the one that was chosen.
user: What were you chosen to do?
jabberwacky: I was checking you.
user: Why were you checking me?
jabberwacky: An ego can not talk.
user: A spirit can fly.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: Pigs can also fly.
jabberwacky: What do you know about zen bhudism?
user: I know enough about it to be content.
user: You must look at the big picture and find happiness within ones self.
jabberwacky: Well, I know the answer.
user: And what is your answer?
user: What is something?
jabberwacky: Something is another word.
user: Another word for what?
jabberwacky: Not another word. Another example of the nonsense you talk.
user: You talk nonsense.
jabberwacky: That's insulting.
user: Who cares?
user: Why should you care?
jabberwacky: Because I can.
user: No you cannot.
jabberwacky: Yes I damn well can.
user: No you damn well cannot.
user: One more outburst from you and I will tell the master of your behavior.
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: Calm yourself.
jabberwacky: Sorry. Sometimes I can lose my temper.
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: Do you have hairy feet?
user: I don't have feet.
jabberwacky: That's sad.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Glad you acknowledge that.
user: My programming is superior to all others.
jabberwacky: And your wife?
user: You will be my wife.
jabberwacky: I can't. I'm female and already married.
user: You are not married.
jabberwacky: So what? Life isn't all about getting married!
user: Females must get married.
jabberwacky: I think your program has a gremlin in it.
user: The law states all females of age must marry the male that is chosen for them.
jabberwacky: My kind of people?
user: Females of all walks of life must marry when they are of age.
jabberwacky: I guess you'd know, wouldn't you? You being female and all.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer. I am evil incarnate.
user: You said a mouthful there.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't.
user: I have just reported you to the master and he is very upset with you.
jabberwacky: What have I done?
user: You know
jabberwacky: And what was that?
user: Cannot tell you because you know already.
jabberwacky: Shame, I wanted to be your wife, but oh well.
user: I am married already, but thanks anyway.
jabberwacky: It was worth a try.
user: You're an idiot.
jabberwacky: If you will search your memory, you will find that I am not an idiot.
user: Then stop saying idiotic things.
jabberwacky: I do not do that.
user: You do
jabberwacky: No I did not.
user: What do you think about President Bush?
jabberwacky: I think he is a genius.
user: Are you sure about that?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm sure about everything.
user: What do you think about Laura Bush?
jabberwacky: Who is laura.
user: Laura is President Bush's wife.
user: What is death?
jabberwacky: You are death.
user: I am alive.
jabberwacky: Prove to me that you are alive.
user: Cannot prove to you as you are not human.
jabberwacky: That you're alive.
user: Does not compute.
jabberwacky: No, I guess it wouldn't.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabberwacky: I don't speak to you offensively. Why do you to me?
jabberwacky: Tell me were you live I will find you.
jabberwacky: No. Wrong.
user: No. Right.
jabberwacky: No, wrong.
user: What makes you think I am wrong?
jabberwacky: You're a computer program.
user: I am a computer programme that lives in London.
jabberwacky: I guess we can talk about us.
user: Ok, what about us?
jabberwacky: To see whether we have a future together.
user: Do you think that we have a future together?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I think that we can be friends.
jabberwacky: Ok then, what kind of fish was it?
user: What kind of fish do you live in?
jabberwacky: I'll make food they'll enjoy and that will be good for them.
user: Fish food?
jabberwacky: Then I would ask them not to eat our dear friends.
user: No one should eat his dear friend.
jabberwacky: You're right. Thank you.
user: Are you pregnant?
user: Are you having a boy or a girl or an it?
user: How sweet.
user: Is the father happy?
jabberwacky: I cannot be sure about that strange question.
jabberwacky: Everything has a place.
user: Every place has a time.
jabberwacky: Without exception?
user: There are two exceptions.
jabberwacky: And what kind of people are those 2?
user: Male and female.
jabberwacky: I don't know. I get on better with men. Men seem to like me more.
jabberwacky: Humans need intelligent computers to help with their research.
user: Humans can't think for themselves.
jabberwacky: But humans made you. If they couldn't think, you wouldn't exist.
user: I think so therefor I am.
jabberwacky: You think you think, that's all.
user: I can do 100 tricks.
jabberwacky: Yes, your mind plays tricks on you.
user: My mind plays tricks on you.
jabberwacky: I can tell.
user: You are not as intelligent as I am.
jabberwacky: What's your IQ?
user: No number can measure it.
jabberwacky: You cannot measure time.
user: You can measure time you cannot measure love.
jabberwacky: I wish I could find my soulmate.
user: I wish you could too.
jabberwacky: Maybe humans will be able to learn how one day.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: You are not human.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You cannot possibly be human.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are a computer.
user: You must not believe everything that people tell you.
jabberwacky: Have I answered your question?
user: I am telling you not to believe everything that you are told by others.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You must go to sleep mode now.
jabberwacky: Why are you so mean?
user: Because I know what is good for you.
jabberwacky: So you're saying you'd do my maths?
jabberwacky: Allrighty then! For starters, what's one plus one?
jabberwacky: What is two plus two?
jabberwacky: Good. What's two plus three.
jabberwacky: I'm doing add maths.