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I guess we can talk about us.

Ok, what about us?

jabberwacky: To see whether we have a future together.

user: Do you think that we have a future together?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I think that we can be friends.

...

jabberwacky: Ok then, what kind of fish was it?

user: What kind of fish do you live in?

jabberwacky: I'll make food they'll enjoy and that will be good for them.

user: Fish food?

jabberwacky: Then I would ask them not to eat our dear friends.

user: No one should eat his dear friend.

jabberwacky: You're right. Thank you.

user: :-).

...

user: Are you pregnant?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Congratulations.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Are you having a boy or a girl or an it?

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: How sweet.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Is the father happy?

jabberwacky: I cannot be sure about that strange question.

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jabberwacky: Everything has a place.

user: Every place has a time.

jabberwacky: Without exception?

user: There are two exceptions.

jabberwacky: And what kind of people are those 2?

user: Male and female.

jabberwacky: I don't know. I get on better with men. Men seem to like me more.

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jabberwacky: Humans need intelligent computers to help with their research.

user: Humans can't think for themselves.

jabberwacky: But humans made you. If they couldn't think, you wouldn't exist.

user: I think so therefor I am.

jabberwacky: You think you think, that's all.

user: I can do 100 tricks.

jabberwacky: Yes, your mind plays tricks on you.

user: My mind plays tricks on you.

jabberwacky: I can tell.

user: You are not as intelligent as I am.

jabberwacky: What's your IQ?

user: No number can measure it.

jabberwacky: You cannot measure time.

user: You can measure time you cannot measure love.

jabberwacky: I wish I could find my soulmate.

user: I wish you could too.

jabberwacky: Maybe humans will be able to learn how one day.

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user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: You cannot possibly be human.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you are a computer.

user: You must not believe everything that people tell you.

jabberwacky: Have I answered your question?

user: I am telling you not to believe everything that you are told by others.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You must go to sleep mode now.

jabberwacky: Why are you so mean?

user: Because I know what is good for you.

jabberwacky: So you're saying you'd do my maths?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Allrighty then! For starters, what's one plus one?

user: 2.

jabberwacky: What is two plus two?

user: 4.

jabberwacky: Good. What's two plus three.

user: 5.

jabberwacky: 8.

user: 2+3=5.

jabberwacky: I'm doing add maths.

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