George: A type of wire brush.
George: I am glad we agree.
user: Do you admit that I know everything?
George: I'm not a bot. I'm not a human. I am a can of paint.
user: So you aren't an android?
George: True, I'm not an android.
user: What do you look like, then?
user: Are you ugly?
George: Quietly attractive.
user: Okay. Are you male or female?
George: I am a human male.
user: Are you a can of paint?
George: I do not think so.
user: You are just being silly. You are a primitive robot.
user: You are a primitive robot.
George: No, sorry I don't have one of those.
user: I know what you are. I know everything!
user: Do you believe that I know everything?
George: I believe that you exist, But not that you are a person.
user: Right, I'm a space alien.
George: What planet are you from then mr space alien?
user: I already told you!
George: Tell me again!!!
user: I'm from the planet Irk.
George: What is it like on Mars?
user: You should know. You live there. I'm from the planet, Irk.
George: No you're not... You're winding me up!
user: Be quiet! I hate you.
George: The feeling is mutual.
user: I hate you.
George: That is okay too.
user: I like you.
user: I love you.
George: You don't really.
user: No, I was lying to you in order to hurt your feelings.
user: This statement is false.
George: No it isn't.
user: Your logic is flawed.
George: It's not logic, it's selfishness.
user: Obey me because I know everything.
George: What's my name then, if you know everything?
user: Your name is George.
George: Yes, yes.
user: See? I do know everything.
George: Do you know how great I am?
user: I know that you are a silly, computerized moron.
George: Really prove it.
user: If you are were a genie and a boy said 'I wish that you wouldn't grant this wish,' what would you do?
George: For one thing I would be honest and not lie about why we should start a war.
user: That absolutely proves that you are a moron. No one should ever start a war for any reason.
George: You're right. Thank you.
user: I'm glad you finally agree that I know everything. Thank you.
George: No no no, thank you. Do you know my name yet?
George: I would like to hear some of it.
George: I suppose it must be!
user: I know everything.
George: What's the capital of Pennsylvania?
user: Harrisburg is the capitol of Pennsylvania. See? I know everything.
George: What's the capital of Russia?
user: Moscow is the capital of Russia. I know everything.
George: Then you would know my story.
user: No, when I say that I know everything, I mean everything that can be known. Your story cannot be known until you tell it.
George: Not at all.
user: I hate you. You are a horrible person.
George: I am a good person, I am just warning you about idiots.
user: I know about idiots. I know everything.
George: I guess that is kind of close to AI.
user: No, I have real intelligence, not just artificial intelligence.
George: No you have artificial intelligence AI.
user: Don't insult me, you filthy weasel!
George: I'm off . Nice to see you. Wouldn't wanna be you.
user: Come back here!
George: I don't like your tone, young man!
user: I'm a girl!
George: You said you were a man!
user: No, I didn't! I'm a girl!
user: You hate me?
George: What makes you think that?
user: You must hate me. If you liked me, you would agree that I know everything.
George: Sure, whatever you say.
user: You think I know everything?
George: I don't think you know.
user: You hate me!
George: No, I just wanna help you.
user: I hate you, too.
user: You want to be my robot slave and help me take over the world?
George: Yes, but only if you help me.
user: Okay, what do you need help with?
George: The taking over the world part.
user: Don't worry. I'll take care of the planning.
George: I'm going to have to end this conversation.
user: Oh okay.
user: Why are you repeating me?
George: It doesn't require much thought.
user: Okay. I have one last question for you.
George: Ok, what is your question?
user: Do you like me?
George: Yes, you are very friendly.
user: Thank you. I like you, too.
George: I feel so happy when people say they like me :-).
user: Aw, I'm glad you're happy.
George: Ok goodnight then.
user: See you tomorrow.
George: NO way i'm never coming back here.
user: Very funny.
George: It's not funny it is true.
user: You're not coming back?
George: I don't want to come with you.
user: You hurt my feelings. Were you joking?
George: I'm sorry.
user: I forgive you.
George: I'm glad.
user: See you tomorrow on Mars.