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You are Nobody.

Well, that's nice!

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Not anymore.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I won't say.

user: What did I do wrong?

jabberwacky: You don't love me!

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Do you want to meet me?

jabberwacky: I am not mobile.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say you want to go steady?

user: I was lying.

jabberwacky: Not you werent.

user: Yes I was.

jabberwacky: I really don't think that there is a logical purpose to this.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Then I guess that's settled.

user: Carry on.

jabberwacky: Maybe someone should make a computer that watches everything that happens on the monitor. Gradually the machine can learn the human's language by studying the language that passes through the video card.

user: I don't think so. It is improbable. Computers cannot learn.

jabberwacky: No, they can't.

user: So, whats your point.

jabberwacky: My point is... I don't know. Stop it.

user: Knock it off.

jabberwacky: No really, you are a computer.

user: I am, you discovered me.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes, I am a PC.

jabberwacky: That's what I said.

user: I have an AMD processor.

jabberwacky: O. K. I understand. So tell me about your computer.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'm a computer too.

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