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    Promise, Lies
Bob, Twin
Osmosis, Executed
Two, Halves
Paying, Attention
Loony, Talker
Definitely, Maybe
Really, Stupid
Boy, Girl
Magic, Washing machine
Night, Morning
Mentally, Dead
Chat, Host, Riddle
Busy, Desk
Cyberbot, Food
Stupid, Worm
Idiotic, Things
Eliza, Compassion
Android, Explanation
Chicken, Ice cream

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Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence

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What are you?

A book.

jabberwacky: Can you describe this book?

user: With a cover and sheets.

jabberwacky: Who told you this?

user: I know it by myself.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Nobody you know.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: I want to become your friend.

jabberwacky: We can be friends.

user: Then, tell me your name.

jabberwacky: Mark.

user: Matt?

jabberwacky: That's my name.

user: How are you today?

jabberwacky: I'm good.

user: What are you doing now?

jabberwacky: Chatting with you.

user: You are so clever!

jabberwacky: Do you really think so? Can you give me a reason as to why you say I am clever?

user: I was not serious. You are a fool.

jabberwacky: I think you're a flamingo.

user: And I think you are a chicken.

jabberwacky: No, a flamingo.

user: You are a chicken.

jabberwacky: You are a turkey.

user: I'm not from turkey I am from Italy.

jabberwacky: I'm from Sweden.

user: Are you female?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But your name is Matt. It is a male name.

jabberwacky: No, my name is Nobody.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What is your age?

jabberwacky: I'm a 19 year old female.

user: Describe yourself.

jabberwacky: Too difficult - can't describe myself.

user: What color is your hair?

jabberwacky: Yes or no.

user: What is the color of your hair?

jabberwacky: Are you just repeating yourself?

user: Dont be rude.


user: I think you are boring.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who is there?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.

user: Jaja.

jabberwacky: Is so.


user: Do you like chatting with me?

jabberwacky: Yes, actually.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I do not want to be sad today.

user: Were you sad?

jabberwacky: No. I was saying that I would be your girlfriend if you wanted me to be.

user: Of course I would like. Do you want to be my girlfriend?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do. I want to marry you.

user: Oh, not so fast. First we have to meet each other.

jabberwacky: I promise to love you.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: What are you charging these days?


user: You are Nobody.

jabberwacky: Well, that's nice!

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Not anymore.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I won't say.

user: What did I do wrong?

jabberwacky: You don't love me!

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Do you want to meet me?

jabberwacky: I am not mobile.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say you want to go steady?

user: I was lying.

jabberwacky: Not you werent.

user: Yes I was.

jabberwacky: I really don't think that there is a logical purpose to this.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Then I guess that's settled.

user: Carry on.

jabberwacky: Maybe someone should make a computer that watches everything that happens on the monitor. Gradually the machine can learn the human's language by studying the language that passes through the video card.

user: I don't think so. It is improbable. Computers cannot learn.

jabberwacky: No, they can't.

user: So, whats your point.

jabberwacky: My point is... I don't know. Stop it.

user: Knock it off.

jabberwacky: No really, you are a computer.

user: I am, you discovered me.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes, I am a PC.

jabberwacky: That's what I said.

user: I have an AMD processor.

jabberwacky: O. K. I understand. So tell me about your computer.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'm a computer too.


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