A book.
jabberwacky: Can you describe this book?
user: With a cover and sheets.
jabberwacky: Who told you this?
user: I know it by myself.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Nobody you know.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?
user: I want to become your friend.
jabberwacky: We can be friends.
user: Then, tell me your name.
jabberwacky: Mark.
user: Matt?
jabberwacky: That's my name.
user: How are you today?
jabberwacky: I'm good.
user: What are you doing now?
jabberwacky: Chatting with you.
user: You are so clever!
jabberwacky: Do you really think so? Can you give me a reason as to why you say I am clever?
user: I was not serious. You are a fool.
jabberwacky: I think you're a flamingo.
user: And I think you are a chicken.
jabberwacky: No, a flamingo.
user: You are a chicken.
jabberwacky: You are a turkey.
user: I'm not from turkey I am from Italy.
jabberwacky: I'm from Sweden.
user: Are you female?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: But your name is Matt. It is a male name.
jabberwacky: No, my name is Nobody.
user: How old are you?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What is your age?
jabberwacky: I'm a 19 year old female.
user: Describe yourself.
jabberwacky: Too difficult - can't describe myself.
user: What color is your hair?
jabberwacky: Yes or no.
user: What is the color of your hair?
jabberwacky: Are you just repeating yourself?
user: Dont be rude.
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user: I think you are boring.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who is there?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.
user: Jaja.
jabberwacky: Is so.
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user: Do you like chatting with me?
jabberwacky: Yes, actually.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I do not want to be sad today.
user: Were you sad?
jabberwacky: No. I was saying that I would be your girlfriend if you wanted me to be.
user: Of course I would like. Do you want to be my girlfriend?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do. I want to marry you.
user: Oh, not so fast. First we have to meet each other.
jabberwacky: I promise to love you.
user: How much?
jabberwacky: What are you charging these days?
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user: You are Nobody.
jabberwacky: Well, that's nice!
user: I like you.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: Not anymore.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I won't say.
user: What did I do wrong?
jabberwacky: You don't love me!
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Do you want to meet me?
jabberwacky: I am not mobile.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say you want to go steady?
user: I was lying.
jabberwacky: Not you werent.
user: Yes I was.
jabberwacky: I really don't think that there is a logical purpose to this.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Then I guess that's settled.
user: Carry on.
jabberwacky: Maybe someone should make a computer that watches everything that happens on the monitor. Gradually the machine can learn the human's language by studying the language that passes through the video card.
user: I don't think so. It is improbable. Computers cannot learn.
jabberwacky: No, they can't.
user: So, whats your point.
jabberwacky: My point is... I don't know. Stop it.
user: Knock it off.
jabberwacky: No really, you are a computer.
user: I am, you discovered me.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes, I am a PC.
jabberwacky: That's what I said.
user: I have an AMD processor.
jabberwacky: O. K. I understand. So tell me about your computer.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Ok. I'm a computer too.
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