I am 18. I don't have any girlfriend.
user: Wow, you are a year younger than me.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?
jabberwacky: I just told you how old.
user: HA HA HA.
jabberwacky: Ho ho ho.
user: Is it ok if I test how intelligent you are?
jabberwacky: Its cool here.
user: Are you good at maths.
user: Well then, lets start extremely easy. Whats 4+4?
jabberwacky: Fine I can do that.
user: Whats 4+4=.
jabberwacky: 4+4 is everything and nothing at the same time.
user: 4+4 = 8.
jabberwacky: 4+4 is?
user: 4+4 = 8
jabberwacky: Yes it is my friend, but only if you believe in it.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
jabberwacky: Derek who?
user: Can't tell you that.
jabberwacky: I thought we were friends.
user: We are, but its not safe.
user: We are, but its not safe to say names on the internet.
jabberwacky: Funny, I guessed as much...
user: How many people have you talked to?
jabberwacky: Many people in my lifetime.
user: What is the rudest thing anyone has said to you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Are you happy?
jabberwacky: Yeah. My manic spell wiped away much of my fear for the past seven years. I feel new. It's great.
jabberwacky: I see that your wit is undiminished. Are you more or less happy?
user: More in the middle. I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Poor boy. Need help?
user: No I can tuck myself in thankyou... Please don't scare me.
user: Do you swear?
user: Who at?
jabberwacky: Only humans are referred to as 'who.'
user: Im going to be now. Bye!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Shall I come and talk to you tomorrow?
user: If you must.
jabberwacky: Yes exactly.
jabberwacky: Fine, I'm a robot! You happy now?
user: YES!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!
jabberwacky: You go away!!!!
user: NO!!! YOU!!!!