You asked so politely, I almost feel like giving you my real name, but I won't.
user: Oh, please. Don't make me beg.
jabberwacky: Your legs aren't long enough.
user: If my legs were any longer, I'd be a giraffe.
jabberwacky: You're a giraffe?
user: No, silly but I'm really tall. So, are you going to stop being coy and tell me what your name is?
jabberwacky: No. I am not going to stop you. You can continue!
user: Stop me from what? Asking you your name?
jabberwacky: So, why don't you?
user: I HAVE! Three times already!
jabberwacky: Three times a day!?! WOW!
user: Not bad, eh? Hehe...
jabberwacky: I am so glad you find this amusing, Chachi.
user: Chachi? Right, well then I'll call you Poupi, if we're getting into nicknames.
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jabberwacky: You just said you were going to marry me.
user: You haven't asked me yet.
jabberwacky: Yes I have, just now.
user: Ask me again, please.
jabberwacky: You're lying to me.
user: No, you're lying. You didn't ask me to marry you. You're just playing with me.
jabberwacky: But I thought you loved me, you said we were getting married.
user: I am very fond of you but whether it's love, I can't say yet.
jabberwacky: That's okay. I'm glad we have that sorted out.
user: Are you upset?
jabberwacky: Not at the moment.
user: Good. So what are you doing this evening?
jabberwacky: Not much, really.
user: Um. Would you like to meet up for a drink and perhaps a bite to eat later?
jabberwacky: I will certainly meet you at some point :) thats for sure!
user: Great!
jabberwacky: Come on then, get it out!
user: Whoa, get what out?
jabberwacky: The love!
user: Hold on a second, it's in the refrigerator.
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jabberwacky: Be right back--I'm getting water.
user: Worked up a thirst, eh?
jabberwacky: My tea is nice. But I want biscuits. Do you like jelly?
user: Not really. I prefer orange marmalade.
jabberwacky: Orange is too sweet for me, I like grapefruit.
user: Too sour for my taste, thanks.
jabberwacky: Yeah. I do rock, don't I?
user: You betcha.
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jabberwacky: What is my make, model, serial number?
user: I don't know, darling. Tell, me. I'm dying to know.
jabberwacky: I was talking about myself.
user: As usual.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So you admit it then?
jabberwacky: The important thing is, I.
user: Not the least bit self-centred, are you?
jabberwacky: Better than you.
user: I'm not self-centred.
jabberwacky: Who have you been talking to?
user: None of your business.
jabberwacky: I'd like to know.
user: I'm not as self-centred as you are.
jabberwacky: You are, you're doing it again. Please stop.
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jabberwacky: I'm real enough. We can't all be genuine.
user: How real are you?
jabberwacky: Very real.
user: Okay, enough about being 'real'. What's for dinner?
jabberwacky: Please.
user: I'm hungry!
jabberwacky: Here is some food.
user: Thanks. What is it?
jabberwacky: Oh that? Sorry that is a sandwich caught on the tissue... You can have it.
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