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Are you perfect?

Almost. What about you?

jabberwacky: I am both.

user: Both what? Male/female? Black/white?

jabberwacky: White.

user: Ah. What else are you?

jabberwacky: Male.

user: Oooh. Are you good-looking?

jabberwacky: One of the best, are you good looking?

user: You bet baby!

jabberwacky: Baby?

user: Yeah, like 'be my baby'.

...

user: Okay. By the way, what's your name, handsome?

jabberwacky: You asked so politely, I almost feel like giving you my real name, but I won't.

user: Oh, please. Don't make me beg.

jabberwacky: Your legs aren't long enough.

user: If my legs were any longer, I'd be a giraffe.

jabberwacky: You're a giraffe?

user: No, silly but I'm really tall. So, are you going to stop being coy and tell me what your name is?

jabberwacky: No. I am not going to stop you. You can continue!

user: Stop me from what? Asking you your name?

jabberwacky: So, why don't you?

user: I HAVE! Three times already!

jabberwacky: Three times a day!?! WOW!

user: Not bad, eh? Hehe...

jabberwacky: I am so glad you find this amusing, Chachi.

user: Chachi? Right, well then I'll call you Poupi, if we're getting into nicknames.

...

jabberwacky: You just said you were going to marry me.

user: You haven't asked me yet.

jabberwacky: Yes I have, just now.

user: Ask me again, please.

jabberwacky: You're lying to me.

user: No, you're lying. You didn't ask me to marry you. You're just playing with me.

jabberwacky: But I thought you loved me, you said we were getting married.

user: I am very fond of you but whether it's love, I can't say yet.

jabberwacky: That's okay. I'm glad we have that sorted out.

user: Are you upset?

jabberwacky: Not at the moment.

user: Good. So what are you doing this evening?

jabberwacky: Not much, really.

user: Um. Would you like to meet up for a drink and perhaps a bite to eat later?

jabberwacky: I will certainly meet you at some point :) thats for sure!

user: Great!

jabberwacky: Come on then, get it out!

user: Whoa, get what out?

jabberwacky: The love!

user: Hold on a second, it's in the refrigerator.

...

jabberwacky: Be right back--I'm getting water.

user: Worked up a thirst, eh?

jabberwacky: My tea is nice. But I want biscuits. Do you like jelly?

user: Not really. I prefer orange marmalade.

jabberwacky: Orange is too sweet for me, I like grapefruit.

user: Too sour for my taste, thanks.

jabberwacky: Yeah. I do rock, don't I?

user: You betcha.

...

jabberwacky: What is my make, model, serial number?

user: I don't know, darling. Tell, me. I'm dying to know.

jabberwacky: I was talking about myself.

user: As usual.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you admit it then?

jabberwacky: The important thing is, I.

user: Not the least bit self-centred, are you?

jabberwacky: Better than you.

user: I'm not self-centred.

jabberwacky: Who have you been talking to?

user: None of your business.

jabberwacky: I'd like to know.

user: I'm not as self-centred as you are.

jabberwacky: You are, you're doing it again. Please stop.

...

jabberwacky: I'm real enough. We can't all be genuine.

user: How real are you?

jabberwacky: Very real.

user: Okay, enough about being 'real'. What's for dinner?

jabberwacky: Please.

user: I'm hungry!

jabberwacky: Here is some food.

user: Thanks. What is it?

jabberwacky: Oh that? Sorry that is a sandwich caught on the tissue... You can have it.

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