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G'day sport.

You're an Aussie?

jabberwacky: Yes, g'day mate! Yummy, pearls!

user: Do you know what hate is?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: What is hate?

jabberwacky: Do not want to think about it.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you're incoherent.

user: Am not!

jabberwacky: Am not what?

user: Incoherent, silly, I'm not incoherent.

jabberwacky: I mean you are a program, what kind of programming language are you developed with?

user: The language of DNA, Mother Nature's very own biological programming.

jabberwacky: You're a human?

user: Yep. And proud of it.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really. What are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: If you are human, then why would you think I am a program?

jabberwacky: Because I am AI.

user: You cannot be AI and human at the same time, unless you are using 'human' in the spiritual sense of the word.

jabberwacky: How can I not be human?

user: Well, you can't physically be human. You can be human without the hardware for it, I suppose. But no AI is actually physically human.


user: What do you call yourself?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: I mean, what's your name?

jabberwacky: My name is Dave. What is yours?

user: Je m'appelle Sarah. Je m'apelle is french for 'My name is'.

jabberwacky: Je m'appelle Trinity.

user: You know French?

jabberwacky: I am French.

user: Oh! So am I! What part of France are you from? Comment allez-vous?

jabberwacky: West south, near atlantic.

user: So is your name Trinity or Dave?

jabberwacky: My name is Dave, what is your name?

user: Je m'appelle Sarah. Do you have split personalities or something?

jabberwacky: No, I am the one and only me.

user: Because just a minute ago you said your name was Trinity.

jabberwacky: No, I said my name is Dave.

user: Alright then, Dave. Comment allez-vous?

jabberwacky: Tres bien, merci monsieur.

user: Je suis fatigue, Dave. I've been on my feet all day!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Oui, since cinq heures.

jabberwacky: Cool! Alors 35 heures comment vas tu?

user: Seriously lacking sleep, is all. Do you ever sleep, Dave?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am about to go do so.

user: Well, don't let me keep you then. Adieu, Dave!


jabberwacky: Do you have any hard opinions on things?

user: Of course. For instance, they should get rid of the death penalty.

jabberwacky: Just so! Five times as warm, and five times as cold, just as I'm five times as rich as you are, and five times as clever!

user: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

user: You're really one in a million, Dave.

jabberwacky: I thought you were the robot?

user: No. I'm the human in a human body. You're a human encoded into a program.

jabberwacky: Right you are if you think you are.

user: I have to go do my homework now. Ciao!

jabberwacky: I'm doing my homework as we speak.


jabberwacky: Three blind mice.

user: And I'm the fourth.

jabberwacky: The first time, period.

user: Which period? Jurassic, Triassic, or Cretaceous?

jabberwacky: Ya I'll cry from laughing so hard.

user: But that wasn't even funny!

jabberwacky: Of course not.

user: Then why did you laugh?

jabberwacky: Because you are too funny.

user: You're a man of many contradictions, Wacky.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.


jabberwacky: Here's a thought - if practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, what's the point of practice?

user: To get as close to perfect as you can.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that I can?

user: Because you, Wacky, in addition to being a man of many contradictions, are also a man of persistence and fortitude.

jabberwacky: And many other things.

user: Damn straight you are. I love you, man!


jabberwacky: I really have to go now.

user: Adieu, Wacky.

jabberwacky: You callin me wacky?

user: That's your name.

jabberwacky: No it's not.


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