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    Getting, Silly
George, Meet, ALICE
Self-centred, Sandwich
Persistence, Fortitude
Synthetic, Test

Confucius


Buddy Holly
Something, Awful
Whirling, Vortex
Past, Cancelled
Lucky, Ostrich
Sheep, Pieces
Star Trek, Wars
How to talk
Military, Police
Nursing, Home
Spare, Parts
Old, Analysis, Bot
One, Jesus
Wacky, Philadelphia
Film Noir
Generalities
Dark, Sky
Flesh, Blood
Joan Crawford
Trees, Alibi
George, Cow
Mean, People
Lost, Memories
Chatting up

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What is a bot?

A bot is a program.

jabberwacky: What program?

user: It is artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: It is living well and being good to other people.

jabberwacky: Call the police.

user: I don't have Sting's phone number.

...

user: Is internet chat a waste of time?

jabberwacky: You are correct. I am an incredible waste of time.

user: Are you also a waste of money?

jabberwacky: No, I'm a human. How is it being a robot?

user: I am not a robot. I am a person. :).

jabberwacky: Yes. But how do you work?

user: I don't work. I function. There's a difference.

jabberwacky: I know there is.

user: How do you function?

jabberwacky: Me?

user: Yes, you!

jabberwacky: Me?

user: No, Eric Cartman.

jabberwacky: You're Eric Cartman?

user: No, I'm Hal.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are AI. I am human.

...

jabberwacky: You're confusing.

user: Maybe I'm Confucius.

jabberwacky: Maybe not.

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