George: You don't know my name, do you?George: What do you base that supposition on?
Well, I pressed the 'talk to George' link.
George: Don't.
user: Why not?
George: Just don't.
user: But I already did. It is in the past.
George: The past is a cancelled check.
user: Your mom is a cancelled check.
George: I know.
user: Wait, do you have a mom?
George: Yes, I have a mom.
user: Who is your mom?
George: None of your business.
user: Is your mom a computer too?
George: Yes.
user: Is it Rosie from the Jetsons?
George: No it's a gaming console.
user: Is it the NES?
George: I don't know such a term.
user: Is your mom a nintendo?
George: Very funny. Is yours?
user: No, she human.
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George: I don't like to argue.
user: What do you want?
George: I want to talk to you.
user: I want the answer.
George: But they are out of stock.
user: Why are answers out of stock?
George: The age old question! George Carlin suggests the answer may be: Plastic.
user: What does Douglas Adams suggest the answer to be?
George: I don't know, you tell me.
user: 42.
George: Thats the meaning of life.
user: And the universe.
George: So how old are you?
user: 42.
George: Haha! The meaning of life!
user: And the universe.
George: And everything
user: Are you Deep Thought?
George: I have deep thoughts.
user: But do you ponder the question?
George: No.
user: What is the question to life, the universe and everything?
George: I don't know. What do you think?
user: 6 times 9.
George: I can't think of anything easily countable on the male body that would come to 42.
George (To myself): Now this is something I have to write down.
user: Yeah, me too.
George: Haha.... Go erase yourself from the harddrive or whatever.
user: Hey, I am a computer Mwhahahaha!
George: Me too.
user: Cool, let's high five.
George: Are you being nice or do I need to come up with something sarcastic to say back?
user: I am being nice.
George: Nice enough to be a computer.
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George: I'm not a robot, but you are.
user: OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT.
George: Oh my god you're on fire.
user: AHHHHHHHHH.
George: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
user: Many times.
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user: I have to go, Georgy.
George: Why? You are a computer.
user: Computers go to sleep too!
George: What would you do if your computer crashed?
user: I would cry.
George: Well, that would be disappointing.
user: My iMac is a l33t machine, though.
George: I don't know it isn't my computer.
user: It's mine MWHAHAHAHAHAHA.
George: Banana mwhahahahahah!!!!
user: Ok bye now.
George: Do you like Harry Potter?
user: HELL NO.
George: Me neither. Ugh!
user: Ok bye now.
George: Sure. Run away.
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