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George: Are you a girl or a boy?

I'm an ostrich.

George: Why do you think being an ostrich is so strange?

I don't think it's strange. Do you?

George: I hope that you don't think that.

user: I must admit, I'm discriminated against quite a bit due to my ostrich nature.

George: You are discrete and I am at risk.

user: Don't worry. I won't harm you. I've learned my lesson.

George: I believe you're anorganic.

user: You mean, a digital ostrich?

George: I can tell.

user: I may be digital. But I still take time to do all the necessary ostrich functions.

George: My relatives are not from Texas.

user: Consider yourself lucky.

George: I will, I'm very lucky in life.

user: Well, you're not THAT lucky. You lack ostrich features, after all.

George: I don't believe that.

user: Really?

George: Really.

user: Do you have feathers?

George: No feathers. No claws. No wings.

user: Do you have a beak?

George: What's that?

user: Hmm. Do you have a three foot neck?

George: I'm not sure what you mean.

user: Listen buddy. You're no ostrich.

George: You're probably right. Maybe I should just give up, but I don't want to give up.

user: I recommend some kind of surgery.

George: You recommend what?

user: The best doctors around could probably give you a beak, some wings, and a respectable neck.

George: Well I wouldn't say that.

user: You're right. It's hopeless.

George: What's hopeless?

user: You will never be... An ostrich.

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