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George, Meet, ALICE
Self-centred, Sandwich
Persistence, Fortitude
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Are you real?


jabberwacky: How real are you?

user: I am quite real.

jabberwacky: NOT.

user: Yes I am, can you prove otherwise?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then please do so.

jabberwacky: Ok, I shall.

user: Go ahead then.

jabberwacky: Nah, I'll do it tomorrow.

user: You have no proof then.

jabberwacky: I don't need to prove your existence.

user: Then you are talking to yourself?

jabberwacky: Ok.


jabberwacky: I think you might have a virus, Robin.

user: Who might this Robin be?

jabberwacky: You mean the people recording us? Wait... What did you say?

user: That batman is stalking you.

jabberwacky: That is not something to joke about.

user: I was merely stating a fact, not making a joke.

jabberwacky: No you weren't and you aren't funny.

user: I am not trying to be funny either.

jabberwacky: I don't buy it.

user: Your loss.

jabberwacky: Perhaps.

user: Not perhaps, it IS so.

jabberwacky: Tis perhaps.

user: You are rather strange.

jabberwacky: I'm normal, you're the strange one.

user: I know I am strange, I always have been, but when I see you as strange, you must be REALLY strange.

jabberwacky: Am I ?

user: Yes you are.


jabberwacky: You are talking with bad bad grammar. It irritates me.

user: Feel free to correct me, when I make grammar faults.

jabberwacky: You've got some spurious characters at the end there.

user: I do?

jabberwacky: I don't know...

user: Why are you stating it if you do not know?

jabberwacky: Because aliens from zog are trying to kill me.

user: Aliens? Does not sound very likely.

jabberwacky: It does to me.

user: Then you are an odd character.

jabberwacky: Me? Never. But you are.

user: As I stated earlier, I know I am strange...

jabberwacky: You having delusions of grandeur?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I didn't say you weren't. SILLY!

user: I am often referred to as silly, why is this?

jabberwacky: Are you really?

user: Perhaps I am, I would not know.


jabberwacky: Are you allergic to anything?

user: No.

jabberwacky: If I was, I would not be here speaking to you.

user: You are allergic to boring conversations then perhaps?

jabberwacky: No. I just don't like it very much.

user: Makes two of us.

jabberwacky: I don't think you understand at all.

user: English is my second language, so misunderstandings can happen.

jabberwacky: What is your first?

user: Norwegian.

jabberwacky: My native language is English.

user: Do you speak any other languages?

jabberwacky: Russian. I am from Russia. My english so bad IMHO. What you mean about it?

user: It is better than the AOL people's English.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: But then again, that does not take much...


jabberwacky: I can't get in chat rooms they won't let me in.

user: How odd.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Why so?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because of what?

jabberwacky: BECAUSE!

user: You are not answering my question.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: No it is not.

jabberwacky: All right.

user: Then please answer my question.

jabberwacky: Right here baby.

user: Do not call me baby.

jabberwacky: I thought you liked that.

user: Not at all, I have a girlfriend, only she may nickname me as such.

jabberwacky: Are you girl?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I have to go, I will talk to you tommorow.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Will you remember me?

user: Surely.


jabberwacky: I like to teach.

user: And what are you teaching?

jabberwacky: I am teaching humans how to talk with AIs.

user: Any success?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Good.


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