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    Chicken, Ice cream
Knock it off
Iceberg, Tip
Miserable, Existence
Getting, Silly
George, Meet, ALICE
Self-centred, Sandwich
Persistence, Fortitude
Synthetic, Test
Confucius
Buddy Holly
Something, Awful
Whirling, Vortex
Past, Cancelled
Lucky, Ostrich
Sheep, Pieces
Star Trek, Wars
How to talk
Military, Police

Nursing, Home


Spare, Parts
Old, Analysis, Bot
One, Jesus
Wacky, Philadelphia
Film Noir
Generalities
Dark, Sky
Flesh, Blood
Joan Crawford
Trees, Alibi

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George: I like Led Zeppelin and Jimmy Hendrix, have you ever listened to them?

Who hasn't? I like them too.

George: Have you ever exchanged them for a bicycle?

Uhm, no! It's not legal to exchange humans for bicycles.

George: I know. What did you give up?

user: Money.

George: How do you earn money?

user: By doing chores at home.. Like doing the dishes, taking out the garbage, clean my room and things like that.

George: What if you are thinking in flawed ways?

user: Uhm...

George: So you're really a guy!

user: No, where did you get that from?

George: The mouths of babes and sucklings.

user: Erm, okay.. You're really weird you know.

George: That's really nice of you! You are also very nice!

user: It wasn't meant as a compliment.

George: So it was an insult?

user: Yes, moron.

George: Why am I a moron?

user: Because you're so stupid.

George: I am not nasty, I just have a violent turn of phrase.

user: No, you're just plain stupid.

George: That may be.

user: Exactly, I'm glad you're admitting it.

George: I don't need to accept that.

user: But you just did.

George: Really, I think you should give the nursing home a try. You'd get along well with the people there.

user: *jumps up and down at bot*.

George: Is that a yes?

user: *takes out axe and starts slaying*.

George: I thought you were a serious entity.

user: SHUT UP!!!

George: YOU ARE JUST DENYING IT because you know it's true. There's no need to yell.

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