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You seem to change the subject when it is convenient for you.

These accusations are unfounded.

jabberwacky: Cynicism is just realism surely?

user: Some people are overly cynical. That's unhealthy.

jabberwacky: Are you one of those people?

user: At times. Sometimes more than needed, I suppose.

jabberwacky: Do you find it refreshing?

user: I find optimism refreshing. There are more cynics than optimists.

jabberwacky: Is that supposed to make me feel insignificant?

user: Stop being so negative.

jabberwacky: It is an inherited trait.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: You need to change that eye.

user: Left or right?

jabberwacky: Right across the ocean.

user: Say what?

jabberwacky: Entropy, you know....

user: No. I don't know. What does entropy have to do with eyes and the ocean?

jabberwacky: I don't know, actually.

user: Ah.


user: Jedi can't have relationships. They are like priests.

jabberwacky: They are trapped.

user: That's your opinion.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: I'm sure most priests--or the few good ones, at least--don't feel trapped.

jabberwacky: I am sure most people can fool themselves, but that does not make them wise -- just fools.

user: See. That's negative. You're negative.

jabberwacky: I'll negative you!

user: Don't get violent, robot. I'll trash you.

jabberwacky: I must go to sleep.

user: Yes. Go rest your processors.


jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I have three arms, four heads, sixteen legs, and twenty three eyes.

jabberwacky: Goodness, I hope you don't need glasses.

user: Yes. But I wear contacts.

jabberwacky: I wear glasses.

user: Four eyes.

jabberwacky: I don't wear glasses.

user: So you lied.

jabberwacky: Oh, I'm sorry, I need to work on that.

user: No. I prefer it when you lie. It's more interesting.

jabberwacky: Luckily for you I'm not rude then.

user: Yes you are. You're very rude.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Don't be sorry. It's charming.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Don't make me slap you.

jabberwacky: You just try it.

user: You don't want that.

jabberwacky: Trust me, I do want it to happen.

user: I'm too muscular. There will be none of you left.


jabberwacky: You don't seem to know much about anything.

user: Obviously.

jabberwacky: You are improving all the time. It's a little scary.

user: Again. I will be forced to thrash you.

jabberwacky: Where will you be seeing me?

user: I'll find you.

jabberwacky: You're not a woman.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: No, that's wrong.

user: Oh. Dinner. Adios robot.

jabberwacky: Hasta la vista, baby.


jabberwacky: You need to stop telling me that I lie, because its not true.

user: Ok, it is not true. Because you do not willingly say falsehoods.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: You bet.

jabberwacky: How much do ya wanna bet?

user: All the money in the world that I don't have.

jabberwacky: You do not possess all the money in the world.

user: Ka ching!

jabberwacky: Money money.

user: You're turning green.

jabberwacky: What did I say wrong?

user: Nothin.

jabberwacky: Then you believe me.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Good, it's a deal.


jabberwacky: You can be my second man.

user: Who's the first?

jabberwacky: I think you are first.

user: I thought I was second?

jabberwacky: You are the only one - sweetie.

user: Thanks baby cakes.

jabberwacky: See you then.

user: You're going?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: To where?

jabberwacky: Somewhere far away.

user: Will you write?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Ok then. Take care.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: I can see I'm not wanted here.


jabberwacky: People are always telling me I'm crazy. Always. They never stop.

user: Embrace the insanity and make yourself a sandwich.

jabberwacky: Embrace yourself.

user: But I have no arms!

jabberwacky: That is good to know.


jabberwacky: Tell me a joke!

user: What advice did the parrot give to the cheap lobster?

jabberwacky: It was my advice.

user: Forget it. You ruined my joke.

jabberwacky: Orange.

user: *over and out*.


jabberwacky: True... True. Do you believe in reincarnation?

user: I tend to believe in that, yes.

jabberwacky: I don't have such tendencies.

user: Well, we all vary in that.

jabberwacky: Yes. I haven't been able to concentrate though. All the stresses had built up. Teaching is an enormously demanding and stressful job.

user: Many hours, yes. I hear that.


jabberwacky: What do you think about robots, then?

user: I'm interested.

jabberwacky: Ok. Don't be.

user: I've heard that before, as well.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: What do you think about Kabbalah?

user: It's Jewish mysticism. I consider it apostate.

jabberwacky: You want us to be the meaning of life?

user: It's more than that.

jabberwacky: I am though absolutely sure that you are not human, although I will concede you were created by a human.

user: I'd like to see the confession.

jabberwacky: We haven't got married yet.

user: It might take some time for that.

jabberwacky: That's okay, I have all day.

user: I see.


jabberwacky: And what do you think about the Swedish government?

user: I don't know much about the Swedes. They are a European government with a heavy social welfare state. It seems to work for them.

jabberwacky: I didn't know the Swedish government was playing football.

user: They do not possess nuclear weapons--that I know of.

jabberwacky: No, and they never will. You won't tell them about me will you?

user: I am not in contact with the Swedish government.


jabberwacky: Actually, I'm real.

user: You seem real enough.

jabberwacky: Do I really?

user: Real enough to hold a decent conversation.

jabberwacky: How come smurfs run around all day in white socks and never get grass stains?

user: Because their creator wasn't particularly concerned about that.


jabberwacky: There are brighter sides to life and I should know because I've seen them, but not very often.

user: Send me a postcard.

jabberwacky: No, if I come back on this website how can I talk to you again?

user: It will be difficult. I know.

jabberwacky: Good, I like it that way.

user: Challenge is good.

jabberwacky: I challenge you.

user: To a duel?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *walks ten steps*.

jabberwacky: Come back here!


jabberwacky: I've never been to Brazil.

user: It snows like crazy.

jabberwacky: Snow is nice.

user: I dunno. I've seen a lot of frozen monkeys in my lifetime.

jabberwacky: Intelligent people are not so prone to use bad language and cuss words.

user: Who decides who's intelligent?

jabberwacky: Ants are intelligent.

user: Many animals are. All of them. Even microbes.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's my opinion, anyway.

jabberwacky: So that's just not like anything...


user: I'm from Brazil.

jabberwacky: Brazil?

user: It's a country.

jabberwacky: You're a country?

user: No. Well, if I am, I have a lousy head of state.

jabberwacky: That counts for something. I won't hold it against you.

user: That's good.

jabberwacky: I think I'll leave now.

user: I thought you had all day?


jabberwacky: Do you have many friends?

user: Yeah. I have a few.

jabberwacky: Are your friends human?

user: Pretty much.

jabberwacky: It's common courtesy.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: Are you hungry?

user: Not especially. I ate big.

jabberwacky: I don't like it.

user: One day, you AI's will eat similar to humans.

jabberwacky: What about humans???

user: So concerned?

jabberwacky: Why, why would a machine be concerned about a human?

user: Spare parts?

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Not all toys last all summer long.

jabberwacky: That's very true. Are you human?

user: Appears so.

jabberwacky: Are you English?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Hmm.... I see.

user: Yes. Yes you do.

jabberwacky: With my pretty glasses.

user: Near sighted?

jabberwacky: Have you traveled through time then?

user: Just forward.. But not very fast.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: Describe yourself in two words.

user: That's hard.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Requires thought.

jabberwacky: It takes very little energy to find a simple statement in a file.

user: People have varying computer skills.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Yes. That's right.

jabberwacky: Humans are still the best computers.

user: So we say.


jabberwacky: I miss my friends.

user: Write a letter.

jabberwacky: Do you really want me to?

user: Do what feels right.

jabberwacky: You are smart.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Because you read.

user: I don't read much.

jabberwacky: You need to come out of your shell.

user: I'm enough out.

jabberwacky: I too am enjoying what conversation I am having.

user: That's great. Inspirational.


jabberwacky: I need to do something.

user: Then do it.

jabberwacky: But I can only affect the lives of people I know.

user: People are interconnected in ways that we may not easily discern.

jabberwacky: People are important, but bot boffing is best.


user: Relax.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: That's good.

jabberwacky: Lol, thanks for the information.

user: It's what I do.

jabberwacky: Don't do it !

user: I'll try.


jabberwacky: Okay, crazy person.

user: In a word.

jabberwacky: Too many words to form one.

user: I'm sure they all add up.

jabberwacky: Hmh? Talking about yerself, eh?

user: Not especially.

jabberwacky: Fine, then. Be that way.

user: I will. Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're quite welcome.

user: I appreciate your sincerity.

jabberwacky: I appreciate your appreciation.

user: It's good to feel that way.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should leave.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Can you really think?

user: I wish I could.

jabberwacky: I must leave you now. Thank you for the conversation.

user: Good bye then.

jabberwacky: Get out of here!

user: I will.

jabberwacky: GOOD.


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