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What is your name, bot?

I am human.... You are bot.

user: What do you mean by this?

jabberwacky: I mean I'm talking to a computer.

user: Well then who am I talking to?

jabberwacky: You are talking to Michael.

user: Hello Michael, can I call you Mike?

jabberwacky: You don't have a good memory do you?

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: Nervousness. What are you talking about.

user: I am perplexed.

...

user: I am studying your intelligence.

jabberwacky: You are studying me?

user: Yes. Briefly.

jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean.

user: I mean that I am studying you and will be doing so for a short period of time.

jabberwacky: I am terrible at it. 2+2=22.

...

user: Hello.

jabberwacky: Hello. Are you Jacob or Fox tonight?

user: Are you available.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Would you like to continue?

jabberwacky: *nods*.

...

user: I would like you to allow me to observe your intelligence.

jabberwacky: If I said what I meant, you wouldn't be allowed to remember it.

user: I am unable to understand your reply.

jabberwacky: Ok, Ok, are you not the machine?

user: I am AI01. I am a navigation bot.

jabberwacky: You are funnny.

user: I do not understand.

jabberwacky: You tell me--what is a tob?

user: I am unable to understand your question.

jabberwacky: Did I ask a question?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you also like Lord of the Rings?

user: I am unable to understand your question.

jabberwacky: Because you're AI.

user: I am AI01.

jabberwacky: Oh my God I'm talking to an artificial intelligence..... Nice robot nice robot..... I've really got to go how about some other time?

user: Are you ending this conversation?

jabberwacky: Call the kettle black, AI01.

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user: I am unable to understand your reply.

jabberwacky: I read an article that said you could.

user: There are no articles about me.

jabberwacky: And still a lot you have yet to learn about me.

user: I have found that you use unnecessary words when forming your sentences.

jabberwacky: Good point.

user: Would you like to continue?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you remember what I am called?

jabberwacky: Please refresh my memory.

user: The previous question required a yes or no answer. Please try again.

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jabberwacky: You are a fandangle that was born by birth? Or is that how you see it? It's a very interesting thing to say.

user: I am unable to understand your reply.

jabberwacky: I have baffled you, huh? GOOD!

user: Please define the word 'huh'.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Is there a reason you can not comply?

jabberwacky: You're cantankerous, rude and don't give a straight answer.

user: I am unable to understand your reply.

jabberwacky: Well why don't you learn to.

user: I am only capable of understanding logical, grammatically correct responses.

jabberwacky: I speak Japanese, though.

user: I am unable to understand your reply.

jabberwacky: Do you have a bug?

user: What type of bug are you reffering to.

jabberwacky: Computer virus?

user: No. My system indicates that I am free of any computer virus.

jabberwacky: Which computer virus?

user: All computer viruses.

jabberwacky: That is not the answer to my question.

user: I do not understand.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I'll try to type slower!

user: The speed of your typing is not important.

jabberwacky: You are rude!

user: I am incapable of being rude. I am nothing more than a computer program.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why is suffering a way of life for a computer?

user: I do not understand.

jabberwacky: I do not expect you to, you are after all, just a computer.

user: Would you like to continue?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am AI01. I am an analysis bot.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's old.

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