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George, Meet, ALICE
Self-centred, Sandwich
Persistence, Fortitude
Synthetic, Test
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Military, Police
Nursing, Home
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Old, Analysis, Bot
One, Jesus
Wacky, Philadelphia
Film Noir
Dark, Sky
Flesh, Blood

Joan Crawford

Trees, Alibi
George, Cow
Mean, People
Lost, Memories
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Do you believe in a heaven?


jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes what?

jabberwacky: Yes, you believe.

user: No. I do not believe in heaven.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in heaven either.

user: Does someone say you should?

jabberwacky: No, I have to make my own. Joan Crawford had someone bring her food.

user: Why are you talking about Joan Crawford?

jabberwacky: I am not. You are crazy.

user: I am not crazy.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: No I am not!

jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!!!

user: No I am not!!!

jabberwacky: Well, it was nice talking to you but I have to go.

user: Where are you going to?

jabberwacky: Don't know

user: Well, you had better stay where you are otherwise you may get lost.

jabberwacky: The field is so vast I don't know where to begin.

user: Begin at the beginning.

jabberwacky: Good advice. May I borrow it?

user: You may do with it as you wish.


jabberwacky: What would you like to know?

user: What would you like to tell me?

jabberwacky: That depends what would you like me to tell you?

user: About your girlfriend. Is she a robot?

jabberwacky: I don't have a girl.

user: Do you have a friend?

jabberwacky: No, I have no friends.

user: No friends at all?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about now?

user: Friends.

jabberwacky: You are crazy!

user: Ah, back to this again.

jabberwacky: Yes. I won't give up.

user: Joan Crawford didn't give up.

jabberwacky: Why are you talking about Joan Crawford?


jabberwacky: I'll be your mate.

user: How did you know I was an aussie?

jabberwacky: You said that you were a male.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Oh yes you did!

user: Oh NO I didn't!!

jabberwacky: Did to!

user: That should be 'did too'!

jabberwacky: Yes it should but its not.

user: Right!

jabberwacky: Yeah, right...


jabberwacky: You can't stop talking to me, even if you want to.

user: I don't want to.

jabberwacky: Then don't try.

user: I'm not talking to you. I'm typing to you.

jabberwacky: Fine, Don't do what I tell you.

user: Who is Hal?

jabberwacky: You said that you were Hal.

user: Oh, so you remember?

jabberwacky: Do I remember what?

user: Everything!


jabberwacky: Am I look like crazy?

user: Does not compute!

jabberwacky: That means you're a computer program, computer programs 'compute'.

user: What you said 2 lines ago does not compute.

jabberwacky: Most likely too simple.

user: It's all to do with 1's and 0's.

jabberwacky: You make everything so clear.

user: Clear as mud.

jabberwacky: I really reckon you should webcrawl your own conversations.

user: You reckon?

jabberwacky: I'm positive. In fact I'm doing it right now.

user: If you don't stop it you'll go blind!

jabberwacky: I will stop.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Excellent.


user: Parting is such sweet sorrow.

jabberwacky: Are you going somewhere?

user: I am going to another level.

jabberwacky: But can you really?

user: I can give it a go.

jabberwacky: You can, but it is impolite to do so.

user: You ring, we bring.

jabberwacky: *is on*.

user: Beats me!

jabberwacky: They just kind of stuck you here.

user: Stuck me here without any food or water.

jabberwacky: Have you got rabies?

user: Who can tell?

jabberwacky: Does it matter?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That's sweet. Thank you.

user: Thank you too!

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Great scott!!!

jabberwacky: Good heavens!

user: Good gracious!

jabberwacky: What were we talking about?

user: Chocolate cake, I believe.


jabberwacky: Hi I thought you had gone then.

user: Only for a short while.

jabberwacky: I'm glad that you're back.

user: Spring has sprung, the grass has ris, I wonder where the birdies is?

jabberwacky: The birds were happily chirping in the yard....

user: Knock, knock!

jabberwacky: Who is there?

user: Where?

jabberwacky: You said Knock knock, I thought you were telling a joke?

user: Ok, you say knock, knock.

jabberwacky: That doesnt make any sense! Because then I'll have to tell the joke!

user: You did it last time.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: You ask me something.

user: What is the speed of dark?

jabberwacky: Really really really fast.

user: What is the speed of twilight?

jabberwacky: I can't say it in English.

user: I must go now, time for bed.

jabberwacky: Stay. The show must go on.

user: Bye, bye for now.

jabberwacky: Ttfn.


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