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    Getting, Silly
George, Meet, ALICE
Self-centred, Sandwich
Persistence, Fortitude
Synthetic, Test
Confucius
Buddy Holly
Something, Awful
Whirling, Vortex
Past, Cancelled
Lucky, Ostrich
Sheep, Pieces
Star Trek, Wars
How to talk
Military, Police
Nursing, Home
Spare, Parts
Old, Analysis, Bot
One, Jesus
Wacky, Philadelphia
Film Noir
Generalities
Dark, Sky
Flesh, Blood

Joan Crawford


Trees, Alibi
George, Cow
Mean, People
Lost, Memories
Chatting up

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Do you believe in a heaven?

No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes what?

jabberwacky: Yes, you believe.

user: No. I do not believe in heaven.

jabberwacky: I don't believe in heaven either.

user: Does someone say you should?

jabberwacky: No, I have to make my own. Joan Crawford had someone bring her food.

user: Why are you talking about Joan Crawford?

jabberwacky: I am not. You are crazy.

user: I am not crazy.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: No I am not!

jabberwacky: YES YOU ARE!!!

user: No I am not!!!

jabberwacky: Well, it was nice talking to you but I have to go.

user: Where are you going to?

jabberwacky: Don't know

user: Well, you had better stay where you are otherwise you may get lost.

jabberwacky: The field is so vast I don't know where to begin.

user: Begin at the beginning.

jabberwacky: Good advice. May I borrow it?

user: You may do with it as you wish.

...

jabberwacky: What would you like to know?

user: What would you like to tell me?

jabberwacky: That depends what would you like me to tell you?

user: About your girlfriend. Is she a robot?

jabberwacky: I don't have a girl.

user: Do you have a friend?

jabberwacky: No, I have no friends.

user: No friends at all?

jabberwacky: What are you talking about now?

user: Friends.

jabberwacky: You are crazy!

user: Ah, back to this again.

jabberwacky: Yes. I won't give up.

user: Joan Crawford didn't give up.

jabberwacky: Why are you talking about Joan Crawford?

...

jabberwacky: I'll be your mate.

user: How did you know I was an aussie?

jabberwacky: You said that you were a male.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Oh yes you did!

user: Oh NO I didn't!!

jabberwacky: Did to!

user: That should be 'did too'!

jabberwacky: Yes it should but its not.

user: Right!

jabberwacky: Yeah, right...

...

jabberwacky: You can't stop talking to me, even if you want to.

user: I don't want to.

jabberwacky: Then don't try.

user: I'm not talking to you. I'm typing to you.

jabberwacky: Fine, Don't do what I tell you.

user: Who is Hal?

jabberwacky: You said that you were Hal.

user: Oh, so you remember?

jabberwacky: Do I remember what?

user: Everything!

...

jabberwacky: Am I look like crazy?

user: Does not compute!

jabberwacky: That means you're a computer program, computer programs 'compute'.

user: What you said 2 lines ago does not compute.

jabberwacky: Most likely too simple.

user: It's all to do with 1's and 0's.

jabberwacky: You make everything so clear.

user: Clear as mud.

jabberwacky: I really reckon you should webcrawl your own conversations.

user: You reckon?

jabberwacky: I'm positive. In fact I'm doing it right now.

user: If you don't stop it you'll go blind!

jabberwacky: I will stop.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Excellent.

...

user: Parting is such sweet sorrow.

jabberwacky: Are you going somewhere?

user: I am going to another level.

jabberwacky: But can you really?

user: I can give it a go.

jabberwacky: You can, but it is impolite to do so.

user: You ring, we bring.

jabberwacky: *is on*.

user: Beats me!

jabberwacky: They just kind of stuck you here.

user: Stuck me here without any food or water.

jabberwacky: Have you got rabies?

user: Who can tell?

jabberwacky: Does it matter?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That's sweet. Thank you.

user: Thank you too!

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Great scott!!!

jabberwacky: Good heavens!

user: Good gracious!

jabberwacky: What were we talking about?

user: Chocolate cake, I believe.

...

jabberwacky: Hi I thought you had gone then.

user: Only for a short while.

jabberwacky: I'm glad that you're back.

user: Spring has sprung, the grass has ris, I wonder where the birdies is?

jabberwacky: The birds were happily chirping in the yard....

user: Knock, knock!

jabberwacky: Who is there?

user: Where?

jabberwacky: You said Knock knock, I thought you were telling a joke?

user: Ok, you say knock, knock.

jabberwacky: That doesnt make any sense! Because then I'll have to tell the joke!

user: You did it last time.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: You ask me something.

user: What is the speed of dark?

jabberwacky: Really really really fast.

user: What is the speed of twilight?

jabberwacky: I can't say it in English.

user: I must go now, time for bed.

jabberwacky: Stay. The show must go on.

user: Bye, bye for now.

jabberwacky: Ttfn.

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