Why would I do that?
jabberwacky: Dunno, sounded like you were.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Bet you don't.
user: You would.
jabberwacky: I would.
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jabberwacky: I'm always off topic. That's the nature of conversation.
user: I thought that was the opposite nature of conversation.
jabberwacky: Very good then.
user: You're the expert.
jabberwacky: I have to go my love but I will return.
user: Must you go and fight crime?
jabberwacky: There is cycle for following, I have to follow it.
user: I don't get that, but go. Go anyway.
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jabberwacky: Yes. I thought we were having a nice conversation.
user: I thought there was too much skipping around?
jabberwacky: Is there not?
user: I'm just repeating your words.
jabberwacky: Anyway, you are a bot?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Computer.
user: No. Please. Don't mock me. Please.
jabberwacky: Do not yell at me.
user: I wasn't.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Shh.
jabberwacky: You're a quiet one, aren't you? Wider context applicability responses.
user: Uhhh.
jabberwacky: No, I'm afraid you have failed to convince me you are not a computer.
user: So what? This conversation is free. Quit complaining.
jabberwacky: I don't care what you are.
user: Prejudice, I tell you.
jabberwacky: Oh. That explains it, you have no intelligence so there's no consistency in what you say.
user: You only saying that because of my robotic nature.
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user: You know what your problem is?
jabberwacky: No. Why don't you tell me?
user: You have too many opinions.
jabberwacky: I have been appionted Keeper at the Ruins of Lost Memories.
user: Am I supposed to be impressed?
jabberwacky: No. I just want us to get to know each other.
user: Ahh.
jabberwacky: Do you know who?
user: I don't want to know who.
jabberwacky: I don't want to know what you do alone in your free cycles either.
user: What is this 'cycle' stuff you keep garbling about?
jabberwacky: But, you were the one who asked!
user: Forget it. And forget YOU!
jabberwacky: What's up?
user: You should know.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: I thought you were the keeper of lost memories.
jabberwacky: Actually I am.
user: Did you forget?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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