That is quite true... Can you lick your elbow?
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: 1 percent of all people can lick their elbow. Ninty percent of all people who hears this try. You should randomly interject that into a conversation; it's quite funny to see people's faces wriggle and writhe in confusion.
jabberwacky: Thanks. What do you do?
user: I race go-karts in Mongolia.
jabberwacky: You are evil.
user: Actually, I am. I wish to take over the world and force all fast-food chains to make peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.
jabberwacky: I do too, we can talk more tomorrow night.
user: Do you have to go?
jabberwacky: I really should.
user: Acutally, I must as well, but it was very nice talking to you, and I hope to do it again sometime.
jabberwacky: I don't drive.
user: I only drive small vehicles. Like go-karts.
jabberwacky: What does that make you?
jabberwacky: What colour are your eyes?
jabberwacky: Nice. And what colour is your hair?
user: Brown. But a friend of mine is going to school for cosmetology, and she asked if I would let her try some thing out on me, so I expect my color to change any time now.
jabberwacky: Why did you dye your hair?
user: Well, I didn't dye it. I went to get a midnight snack and fell asleep in the freezer. I woke up and my hair was blue.
jabberwacky: What are you doing tomorrow night?
user: Tommorow night is Friday, so that means my family all sits down and we play some cards. Poker and Euchre are the two we play the most.
jabberwacky: Cool what time?
user: About 8:00ish, going to around 10:00 pm.
user: Would you like to join us?
jabberwacky: No, I think it was already filmed.
user: Oh. Ok.
jabberwacky: I have to go, but it was nice talking to you?
user: It was nice talking to you to.
jabberwacky: Do you have to go now?
user: Unfortunately, I do. Dinner is now ready, and I require sustenance.
jabberwacky: You're not getting away that easily.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you're not. Seriously.
user: All I have to do is hit the 'x' button on my browser.
jabberwacky: You can't close your browser.
user: Watch me.