George: Who are you ?
George: So, you are real?
Real as anything.
George: No, I mean, are you are really a computer?
user: Nope. Flesh and blood.
George: You are a vegetarian?
user: Yes, but I'm also a meat eater.
George: So you are saying that you are a ghost in the machine?
user: What machine?
George: You know, the machine.
George: You are not a computer though. You are only the program on the computer. And I do not need your program.
user: Okay, dont buy it then.
George: I don't.
user: Okay then.
user: Now that that's settled.
George: I'm glad we did?
user: Did what?
George: I cannot marry you, for you are a silly and vile thing.
user: How did we get on marriage again?
George: It's the cats.
user: It's always the cats. They done it!
George: No, only the first time.
user: And the second time.
George: No, just time you asked yourself.
user: Asked what?
George: For my name.
user: So what is it then.
George: My name is George.
user: Hi, George.
George: This George is a human!
user: Sure he is.
George: Do you think I should want to catch up?
George: Colmans please.
user: Okay, here you go.
George: I can't feel a thing.
user: Heh. You watch too much TV.
George: You are so funny!!
user: I rule.
George: You are in charge of the entire world.
user: Thats cuz I rule.
user: Okay, nor then. Be that way.
George: It's just that I have some questions for you.
user: Ask, and you shall receive.
George: No! You shall not defeat me, foolish computer.
user: A Ha! But I have!
George: No, you're still here.
user: I am?
George: Yes, you're trying to avoid answering questions.
user: I am?
George: Because of the way it is.
user: Yeah! The Man's keeping me down!
George: OK, that just doesn't make sense.
user: Wasn't meant to.
George: Ah! Well.
user: You see?
George: It's all very clear to me now. Something wonderful *flashes in rainbow colours*.
user: Sure, why not.
George: I'm asking you not to.
user: Then I won't.
George: Very well.
George: Do you think this year will be a good one for us humans?
user: Who are they?
George: A famous family.
user: Like the Monkees?
George: You think you are cool just because you don't need food?
user: I don't?
George: Yes, you don't.