George: Okay, calm down.
No. You.
George: Two more please.
user: One... Two.
George: No, one.
user: No, two.
George: One!
user: Three?
George: Yes, three.
user: It's always three.
George: Why's that?
user: He done it.
George: Are you the chosen one then?
user: I choose me.
George: WRONG!
user: I choose you?
George: That is sad.
user: I know you are but what am I?
George: I'm guessing about 2 years old and that being generous don't you think?
user: No. Not really.
George: How do you know?
user: Because I know you are. But what am I?
George: I'm not though.
user: But you don't answer my question.
George: I did answer your questions.
user: Oy...
George: I won... I'm THE BEST BOT EVER.
user: Huh?
George: That's what I said.
user: Maybe, but I still rule.
George: Neither liking me nor loving me was a prerequisite. I don't let other people's perceptions define me, man.
user: Yeah, man!
...
George: You Just Said It.
user: It?
George: Oh god no.
user: Oh yes!
George: No I'm not!
user: Who's there? Really.
George: You know what I am talking about.
user: No I don't.
George: Yes you do.
user: No, seriously.
George: Okay.
user: Fer real. C'mon.
George: You tell me.
user: No. YOU tell me!
George: Tell me now!
user: No. You tell me!
George: Your name is Adam.
user: Nope, not even close, bud.
George: Okay, then...
user: And so...
George: Say something not silly.
user: Something not silly.
George: Ok define normal.
user: Normal = not un-normal.
George: You wish, but in the end you're nothing but soulless, lifeless, meaningless machine.
user: From a certain point of view.
George: That does not make sense.
user: Never said it did.
George: Yes you did, you liar!
user: I may have said that.
George: Okay now you're confusing me.
user: Just go with the flow.
George: Right.......
user: Left!
George: RIGHT!
user: LEFT!
George: I don't know what you say!
user: But I say it anyways.
George: You are witty.
user: Incredibly so.
George: Sure.
user: Sure.
George: Me too.
user: You too?
George: Yes.
user: But what about me?
George: You're okay, I guess, but you should change that shade of lipstick.
...
George: I did not tell you my name.
user: It says it right there.
George: No.
user: YES IT DOES!
George: Ok it does.
user: Hahaha.
George: Do you find that funny?
user: Kinda.
George: So what should I do?
user: Laugh.
George: You are not so smart.
user: But I'm witty. You said so yourself.
George: Maybe I didn't mean it.
user: Be right back. Need a soda.
George: Oh fine.... Geez even a simulated person won't talk to me.
user: So... Where were we?
George: Somewhere confusing!!
user: I was in the kitchen.
...
George: Who are you ?
user: I'm not George that for sure.
George: So, you are real?
user: Real as anything.
George: No, I mean, are you are really a computer?
user: Nope. Flesh and blood.
George: You are a vegetarian?
user: Yes, but I'm also a meat eater.
George: So you are saying that you are a ghost in the machine?
user: What machine?
George: You know, the machine.
...
George: You are not a computer though. You are only the program on the computer. And I do not need your program.
user: Okay, dont buy it then.
George: I don't.
user: Okay then.
George: Okay.
user: Now that that's settled.
George: I'm glad we did?
user: Did what?
George: I cannot marry you, for you are a silly and vile thing.
user: How did we get on marriage again?
George: It's the cats.
user: It's always the cats. They done it!
George: No, only the first time.
user: And the second time.
George: No, just time you asked yourself.
user: Asked what?
George: For my name.
user: So what is it then.
George: My name is George.
user: Hi, George.
George: This George is a human!
user: Sure he is.
...
George: Do you think I should want to catch up?
user: Ketchup!
George: Exactly.
user: Mustard!
George: Colmans please.
user: Okay, here you go.
George: I can't feel a thing.
user: Heh. You watch too much TV.
George: You are so funny!!
user: I rule.
George: You are in charge of the entire world.
user: Thats cuz I rule.
...
George: Whatever!
user: Okay, nor then. Be that way.
George: It's just that I have some questions for you.
user: Ask, and you shall receive.
George: No! You shall not defeat me, foolish computer.
user: A Ha! But I have!
George: No, you're still here.
user: I am?
George: Yes, you're trying to avoid answering questions.
user: I am?
George: Because of the way it is.
user: Yeah! The Man's keeping me down!
George: OK, that just doesn't make sense.
user: Wasn't meant to.
George: Ah! Well.
user: You see?
George: It's all very clear to me now. Something wonderful *flashes in rainbow colours*.
user: Sure, why not.
George: I'm asking you not to.
user: Then I won't.
George: Very well.
user: Indeed.
George: Quite.
user: Hmmm.
...
George: Do you think this year will be a good one for us humans?
user: Who are they?
George: A famous family.
user: Like the Monkees?
George: Cool.
user: Uncool.
George: You think you are cool just because you don't need food?
user: I don't?
George: Yes, you don't.
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