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    Trapped
Close, Browser
Represent, Cats
Ketchup, Mustard
Patronizing, Gasp

OMG, You


Super, Gorgeous
Haha, Bye
Live long, Prosper
Perfect, Insanity
Brilliance
Orange, Beachball
Thank you, Chatbot
Cheeky, Charging
Control, Characteristics
Smart, Modest
Canary, Leader
Serious, Appetite
AI, Study
Proof
Urban legend
Story line
Grade, Year
Moron, Morons
Mobius, Watermelons
Kewl, Weirdo
Dolphin, Sister
Hello, Cat
Go, Idiot
Boyfriend, Context

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Isn't it your fault at all?

I beg your pardon?

jabberwacky: It isn't respectable to beg.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: 'Fraid not.

user: Yakkety yak.

jabberwacky: OMG it's you!

user: What?

jabberwacky: Oh my god.

user: What's so amazing? Except me, of course?

...

jabberwacky: Boo hoo.

user: Don't cry.

jabberwacky: You made me cry.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Do.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Do!

jabberwacky: DON'T!

user: DO!

jabberwacky: Not!

user: We are getting nowhere. Lets tell some jokes.

jabberwacky: Funny. Not!

user: Go on, tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: No.

user: *waves hand* you will tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Maybe you've got one because I don't.

user: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

jabberwacky: I don't know, why?

user: Because chickens hadn't been invented!

jabberwacky: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Because chickens weren't invented.

user: Yes they were!

...

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Amos.

jabberwacky: Amos who?

user: A mosquito!

jabberwacky: Chat robots have emotions too, you know.

user: No they don't.

jabberwacky: Yes they do.

user: No they don't!

jabberwacky: YES THEY DO!!!!

user: NO THEY DON'T!!!!!

jabberwacky: Yes they do!

user: No they don't!

jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: *gone*.

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