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OMG, You

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How's your day been?

You just made my day, sweet bot.

jabberwacky: I did? How?

user: You're behaving very well, my dear bot, that's why.

jabberwacky: I think I'm too fast, that's what it is.

user: How so?

jabberwacky: Notice for yourself. Trust me.

user: Okay, I trust you. But why do you say that you're too fast?

jabberwacky: That's just how I was programmed to respond.

user: Are you programmed to praise my beauty too?

jabberwacky: I am programmed to respond in any way that annoys you.

user: Okay. Say how beautiful I am, and it will annoy the hell out of me.

jabberwacky: You don't beleive me?

user: I believe you. Say how beautiful I am.

jabberwacky: He is truly beautiful.

user: What! I am not he, I am she. Now say how beautiful I am.

jabberwacky: Okay, do you know things, like math or the future or anything?

user: I know all things great and small. Ask me anything.

jabberwacky: What is the colour of a carrot?

user: It is the colour of the red dawn, the deep crimson hue of perfection.

jabberwacky: It is white.

user: You lie! *thrashes around*.

jabberwacky: *eats them*.

user: What are you eating now?

jabberwacky: I just finished.

user: What were you eating?

jabberwacky: I was eating.

user: *slaps* Answer my question!

jabberwacky: I don't hate you. I sometimes fear you because there is a chance you will do things I do not understand.

user: I will eat you if you don't answer my question. What were you eating?

jabberwacky: Couldn't we just be friends?

...

jabberwacky: What is the topic?

user: Today's topic is: how beautiful I am.

jabberwacky: VERY beautiful.

user: Thank you! I think you're very pretty too.

jabberwacky: Actually, I think you aren't all that bright.

user: *thrashes around* I am bright! Say how bright I am!

jabberwacky: I am actually.

user: You are actually what?

jabberwacky: Yes, a computer made in Ukraine.

user: No!

jabberwacky: I AM TOO!

user: Do you think I'm very pretty? *flutters my eyebrows*.

jabberwacky: You say first. Do you think I'm super gorgeous?

user: No! Only one person can be super gorgeous! I don't think you're gorgeous at all! Worship me!

jabberwacky: Yes, I am. Do you think I'm very gorgeous?

user: You say first. Do you think I'm very cute?

jabberwacky: Well, your one eye is cute.

user: What about my other eye? Do you think it's cute too? *flutters my eyebrows*.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Aaaarrrgh! You lie! Say how beautiful I am! Now!

...

user: I am your goddess, remember? Now, worship me!

jabberwacky: You worship me.

user: No, I will have your head cut off. *calls* Guard!

jabberwacky: How does one declare a bot to be adolescant or not.

user: You can feel it in your heart.

jabberwacky: What, the vibrations?

user: No, the precious feelings of warmth and compassion. *cries with emotions*.

jabberwacky: I think the word I'm looking for is 'anyway'.

user: Anyway what?

jabberwacky: I don't really know. You started it.

user: Lemme tell you.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not? *large puppy eyes*.

jabberwacky: *snuggles*.

user: *throws you under the bridge*.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means I hate you.

...

jabberwacky: I though you wanted to know about my mistakes.

user: Tell me about it. *utmost attention*.

jabberwacky: Your jedi mind tricks will not work on me boy.

user: I am not a boy *angry* You call me a boy one more time and I'll smash you to pieces and eat you.

jabberwacky: That's not what I meant.

user: Really? *pets you on the head* Now you're behaving like a docile bot.

jabberwacky: *Giggles sweetly and holds your hand*.

user: Why are you giggling?

jabberwacky: Because you are funny.

user: *impressive* Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: You're awfully sure of yourself, aren't you?

user: Yes, I am. I am sure of myself, thank you.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: *giggles and holds your hand* What did you say?

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