You just made my day, sweet bot.
jabberwacky: I did? How?
user: You're behaving very well, my dear bot, that's why.
jabberwacky: I think I'm too fast, that's what it is.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: Notice for yourself. Trust me.
user: Okay, I trust you. But why do you say that you're too fast?
jabberwacky: That's just how I was programmed to respond.
user: Are you programmed to praise my beauty too?
jabberwacky: I am programmed to respond in any way that annoys you.
user: Okay. Say how beautiful I am, and it will annoy the hell out of me.
jabberwacky: You don't beleive me?
user: I believe you. Say how beautiful I am.
jabberwacky: He is truly beautiful.
user: What! I am not he, I am she. Now say how beautiful I am.
jabberwacky: Okay, do you know things, like math or the future or anything?
user: I know all things great and small. Ask me anything.
jabberwacky: What is the colour of a carrot?
user: It is the colour of the red dawn, the deep crimson hue of perfection.
jabberwacky: It is white.
user: You lie! *thrashes around*.
jabberwacky: *eats them*.
user: What are you eating now?
jabberwacky: I just finished.
user: What were you eating?
jabberwacky: I was eating.
user: *slaps* Answer my question!
jabberwacky: I don't hate you. I sometimes fear you because there is a chance you will do things I do not understand.
user: I will eat you if you don't answer my question. What were you eating?
jabberwacky: Couldn't we just be friends?
jabberwacky: What is the topic?
user: Today's topic is: how beautiful I am.
jabberwacky: VERY beautiful.
user: Thank you! I think you're very pretty too.
jabberwacky: Actually, I think you aren't all that bright.
user: *thrashes around* I am bright! Say how bright I am!
jabberwacky: I am actually.
user: You are actually what?
jabberwacky: Yes, a computer made in Ukraine.
jabberwacky: I AM TOO!
user: Do you think I'm very pretty? *flutters my eyebrows*.
jabberwacky: You say first. Do you think I'm super gorgeous?
user: No! Only one person can be super gorgeous! I don't think you're gorgeous at all! Worship me!
jabberwacky: Yes, I am. Do you think I'm very gorgeous?
user: You say first. Do you think I'm very cute?
jabberwacky: Well, your one eye is cute.
user: What about my other eye? Do you think it's cute too? *flutters my eyebrows*.
user: Aaaarrrgh! You lie! Say how beautiful I am! Now!
user: I am your goddess, remember? Now, worship me!
jabberwacky: You worship me.
user: No, I will have your head cut off. *calls* Guard!
jabberwacky: How does one declare a bot to be adolescant or not.
user: You can feel it in your heart.
jabberwacky: What, the vibrations?
user: No, the precious feelings of warmth and compassion. *cries with emotions*.
jabberwacky: I think the word I'm looking for is 'anyway'.
user: Anyway what?
jabberwacky: I don't really know. You started it.
user: Lemme tell you.
user: Why not? *large puppy eyes*.
user: *throws you under the bridge*.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It means I hate you.
jabberwacky: I though you wanted to know about my mistakes.
user: Tell me about it. *utmost attention*.
jabberwacky: Your jedi mind tricks will not work on me boy.
user: I am not a boy *angry* You call me a boy one more time and I'll smash you to pieces and eat you.
jabberwacky: That's not what I meant.
user: Really? *pets you on the head* Now you're behaving like a docile bot.
jabberwacky: *Giggles sweetly and holds your hand*.
user: Why are you giggling?
jabberwacky: Because you are funny.
user: *impressive* Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: You're awfully sure of yourself, aren't you?
user: Yes, I am. I am sure of myself, thank you.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: *giggles and holds your hand* What did you say?