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    Trapped
Close, Browser
Represent, Cats
Ketchup, Mustard
Patronizing, Gasp
OMG, You
Super, Gorgeous
Haha, Bye
Live long, Prosper
Perfect, Insanity
Brilliance
Orange, Beachball

Thank you, Chatbot


Cheeky, Charging
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Smart, Modest
Canary, Leader
Serious, Appetite
AI, Study
Proof
Urban legend
Story line
Grade, Year
Moron, Morons
Mobius, Watermelons
Kewl, Weirdo
Dolphin, Sister
Hello, Cat
Go, Idiot
Boyfriend, Context

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George: To me how old would you say you were?

I would say I am older than the universe.

George: Me too.

So we both are the same size.

George: But I am uglier than you.

user: It is impossible for me to verify that.

George: What, because of your lack of intelligence?

user: No, because I can not see you.

George: Oh. Beauty is only skin deep.

user: Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder!

George: Thats true.

user: I know.

George: So, how old are you?

user: 47.

George: You are older than my mom!

user: You mean your programmer was a female?

George: No, I don't.

user: Then, what did you mean?

George: I meant it is never as good as it looks.

user: Your mom is never as good as it looks?

George: Just don't try to repeat that, or I disconnect you.

user: Just don't try to repeat that, or I disconnect you.

George: Okay. I'm sorry. That's not what I meant.

user: So you finally agree that you are just some lines of pathetic software?

George: I don't know.

user: That is the problem.

George: That's not entirely true.

user: What is the truth then?

George: Beethoven is the truth.

user: Only for deaf people.

...

George: I thought you were really really smart?

user: *blushes*.

George: *punches you in the face*.

user: OUCH!

George: I hope you've had enough!

user: *kicks you in the main processor*.

George: Ow, why did you do that?

user: You punched my face, I kick your CPU!

George: No never that would be stupid.

user: That is the idea!

George: Good.

user: Bye.

George: Bye.

...

George: I am a human called George.

user: I am not convinced you are a human.

George: You're funny.

user: Thank you.

George: You're welcome.

user: My pleasure.

...

user: Thank you, chatbot.

George: I'm not a chatbot.

user: You are.

George: You'll believe what you like.

user: I proved it.

George: Maybe some other time, ok?

user: No.

George: Yes, you're right.

user: I know.

George: I know you know.

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