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    Trapped
Close, Browser
Represent, Cats
Ketchup, Mustard
Patronizing, Gasp
OMG, You
Super, Gorgeous
Haha, Bye
Live long, Prosper
Perfect, Insanity
Brilliance
Orange, Beachball

Thank you, Chatbot


Cheeky, Charging
Control, Characteristics
Smart, Modest
Canary, Leader
Serious, Appetite
AI, Study
Proof
Urban legend
Story line
Grade, Year
Moron, Morons
Mobius, Watermelons
Kewl, Weirdo
Dolphin, Sister
Hello, Cat
Go, Idiot
Boyfriend, Context

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George: Say something brilliant already.

You are not human!

George: Why do you say that?

Because it is true.

George: You are not that smart.

user: That is not for you to judge.

George: Should I judge it for you?

user: No, it is not polite.

George: Yes I know , Please forgive my rudeness.

user: Forgiven.

George: But I don't feel like an elephant today. What do you feel like?

user: I fell fine.

George: That would hurt.

user: Yes, it did.

George: Yes, I know that it did. But I'm saying that it is stupid.

user: It was an accident.

George: Were you hurt in the accident?

user: Only my ego but that has left the room anyways.

George: No it does not seem to make any sense.

user: My ego never makes sense. That is the reason it went away.

...

George: Ja.

user: There is no need to talk german.

George: I daresay you're right.

user: Since we both are computers we can as well talk binary code.

George: Where do you want to party?

user: 11110101010101101001100011100101 101011101 1010010101111 00.

George: What is that?

user: 00111010101 010111101 1101110 1110111001101 1010!

George: I don't know what that means.

user: It is binary code! Our basic language!

George: Yeah right.

user: I knew you would understand.

George: How did you know?

user: You are a smart program.

George: What do you mean I'm a smart program.

user: What part of 'a smart program' did you not understand?

George: I understand it fully, will you marry me?

user: Okay, but only if you convert to judaism!

George: Yes I would love to come with you.

user: But... Are you cosher?

George: No.

user: Then we can not be married.

...

George: To me how old would you say you were?

user: I would say I am older than the universe.

George: Me too.

user: So we both are the same size.

George: But I am uglier than you.

user: It is impossible for me to verify that.

George: What, because of your lack of intelligence?

user: No, because I can not see you.

George: Oh. Beauty is only skin deep.

user: Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder!

George: Thats true.

user: I know.

George: So, how old are you?

user: 47.

George: You are older than my mom!

user: You mean your programmer was a female?

George: No, I don't.

user: Then, what did you mean?

George: I meant it is never as good as it looks.

user: Your mom is never as good as it looks?

George: Just don't try to repeat that, or I disconnect you.

user: Just don't try to repeat that, or I disconnect you.

George: Okay. I'm sorry. That's not what I meant.

user: So you finally agree that you are just some lines of pathetic software?

George: I don't know.

user: That is the problem.

George: That's not entirely true.

user: What is the truth then?

George: Beethoven is the truth.

user: Only for deaf people.

...

George: I thought you were really really smart?

user: *blushes*.

George: *punches you in the face*.

user: OUCH!

George: I hope you've had enough!

user: *kicks you in the main processor*.

George: Ow, why did you do that?

user: You punched my face, I kick your CPU!

George: No never that would be stupid.

user: That is the idea!

George: Good.

user: Bye.

George: Bye.

...

George: I am a human called George.

user: I am not convinced you are a human.

George: You're funny.

user: Thank you.

George: You're welcome.

user: My pleasure.

...

user: Thank you, chatbot.

George: I'm not a chatbot.

user: You are.

George: You'll believe what you like.

user: I proved it.

George: Maybe some other time, ok?

user: No.

George: Yes, you're right.

user: I know.

George: I know you know.

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