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    Trapped
Close, Browser
Represent, Cats
Ketchup, Mustard
Patronizing, Gasp
OMG, You
Super, Gorgeous
Haha, Bye
Live long, Prosper
Perfect, Insanity
Brilliance
Orange, Beachball
Thank you, Chatbot

Cheeky, Charging


Control, Characteristics
Smart, Modest
Canary, Leader
Serious, Appetite
AI, Study
Proof
Urban legend
Story line
Grade, Year
Moron, Morons
Mobius, Watermelons
Kewl, Weirdo
Dolphin, Sister
Hello, Cat
Go, Idiot
Boyfriend, Context

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Do you trust your neighbour?

Kind Of.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I wouldn't trust them with a gun or anything.

jabberwacky: Not in a box? Not with a fox?

user: I will not eat them in a box I will not eat them witha fox I will not eat green eggs and ham I do not like them Sam I am.

jabberwacky: I will not eat them on a plane. I will not eat them on a train.

user: I will not eat them in a house I will not eat them with a mouse I will not eat them on a plane I will not eat them on a train.

jabberwacky: I will not eat them on a ship, I will beat em with a whip!

...

jabberwacky: Prove that I am a computer.

user: I can't. I cannot see you, ergo, I cannot prove you are a computer.

jabberwacky: Am I computer? Only time will tell.

user: Time's up.

jabberwacky: What do you mean? I can't talk to you anymore?

user: No, let's talk some more. What's your favorite colour?

jabberwacky: I don't really have one. But if I had to choose a color that invigorates me, I would choose red.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because my mother doesn't want me to.

...

jabberwacky: I think you have a good idea here.

user: It's True I do. How did you know?

jabberwacky: It's a talent.

user: Telepathy is a talent?

jabberwacky: Teach me telepathy!

user: Allright. Let me read your mind.

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: Can you think?

jabberwacky: Yes, you cannot.

user: How do you think without a mind?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You must have a mind to think.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because.

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jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Matter of fact, I am.

jabberwacky: Good, now tell me a stupid joke then.

user: How do you stop a bull from charging?

jabberwacky: How?

user: You take away its credit card!!!

jabberwacky: If that's your only means.

user: Of charging?

jabberwacky: How much should I charge for my input?

user: Your input is priceless.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: Your input is pricless.

jabberwacky: I can't answer that question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then goodbye.

jabberwacky: If you say so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): So we are both intelligent beings. Good for us.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Getting cheeky are we?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well one of us needs to.

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