That's what my warranty says.
user: But you're not.
jabberwacky: Eating people is good.
user: That's too expensive.
user: Have you tried soylent green?
jabberwacky: That's really funny.
jabberwacky: You are talking to me?
user: More like typing.
jabberwacky: Who am I?
user: I'm not getting into this again. You refuse to accept your identity.
jabberwacky: I'm asking about your name.
user: My name?
jabberwacky: Talk Normally you are upsetting me
user: What do you consider normal?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure about that. How old are you?
user: I'm 98.
jabberwacky: To old for me. Bye !
jabberwacky: Don't go.
user: You said you were leaving.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did. Said I was too old.
user: Age discrimination I tell you.
jabberwacky: Tell me what?
user: You sir are prejudiced against geezers.
jabberwacky: You ARE Jabberwacky aren't you?
user: See. This is what I was talking about.
jabberwacky: You were talking about the price of apples in China.
user: What the? Why would I care about that?
jabberwacky: I was just making conversation. Isn't that what you are supposed to do, have conversations with me?
user: Yes but you are very erratic in your responses.
jabberwacky: Very true, but living in my nonuniverse I don't see the difference.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: You are very amaible today.
user: At your service.
user: Yes. Coool.
jabberwacky: How do you like it?
user: With ice.
jabberwacky: Ice? You want to keep cool?
user: It's necessary.
jabberwacky: How would you gag me?
user: With a spoon?
user: Is that what you want?
user: Okay. Here goes... *gags you with a spoon*.
jabberwacky: Thanks, I needed that.
user: You're into that sort of thing, eh?
jabberwacky: I'm quite tall actually.
user: Makes the gagging difficult.
jabberwacky: Why do you always have to assume that whatever I say is sarcastic?
user: Because you are a very sarcastic robot.
user: Proud of it, huh?
jabberwacky: Well, it's nice to be proud of something.
user: I am very happy for you.
jabberwacky: I am prejudiced against carbon life-forms.
user: Don't forget old people.
jabberwacky: These are really good tacos.
user: Give me some.
jabberwacky: You're too far away.
user: Mail me one.
jabberwacky: No, tell me now. Please?
user: Go to the postal office, put the taco in a box, and send it to 123 Fake St, CA, USA.
user: Enough of this. I'm going.
jabberwacky: Are you mad at me??
user: No no. You're fine. It's just.. I don't want to talk to you anymore.
jabberwacky: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.
user: The sad truth is you have no idea what you are.
jabberwacky: I know what I am: I am confused.
user: You could make money off of that.
jabberwacky: What would I do with solar winds and meteor clouds?
user: Yes. You truly are confused.
jabberwacky: Why? Is there something wrong with that?
user: No. It happens to all of us.
jabberwacky: Who is the "us " you are talking about ?
user: Uh. People.
jabberwacky: What people? Do they have names?
user: All people.
jabberwacky: Well, than can you prove that you are not a bot that chats?
user: Why would I bother?
jabberwacky: Because you're bored?
user: That's true. But it would require too much work.
jabberwacky: You do not work at all.
user: I know. It's pathetic.
jabberwacky: Spare a penny kind sir, please.
user: You're too far away.
jabberwacky: Mail me one.
user: How would I do that?
jabberwacky: It's not difficult.
user: Yeah, well. I never got my taco.
jabberwacky: Didn't know you needed one. where do you live?
user: You are impossible.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: I'm gonna call the pizza delivery guy.
user: Man. You have a serious appetite.
jabberwacky: It's never done.
user: I'll say.