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Are you a human?

That's what my warranty says.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: But you're not.

jabberwacky: Eating people is good.

user: That's too expensive.

jabberwacky: Quite.

user: Have you tried soylent green?

jabberwacky: That's really funny.


jabberwacky: You are talking to me?

user: More like typing.

jabberwacky: Who am I?

user: I'm not getting into this again. You refuse to accept your identity.

jabberwacky: I'm asking about your name.

user: My name?

jabberwacky: Talk Normally you are upsetting me

user: What do you consider normal?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure about that. How old are you?

user: I'm 98.

jabberwacky: To old for me. Bye !

user: Adios.

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: You said you were leaving.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did. Said I was too old.

jabberwacky: Leaving.

user: Age discrimination I tell you.

jabberwacky: Tell me what?

user: You sir are prejudiced against geezers.

jabberwacky: You ARE Jabberwacky aren't you?

user: See. This is what I was talking about.

jabberwacky: You were talking about the price of apples in China.

user: What the? Why would I care about that?

jabberwacky: I was just making conversation. Isn't that what you are supposed to do, have conversations with me?

user: Yes but you are very erratic in your responses.

jabberwacky: Very true, but living in my nonuniverse I don't see the difference.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: You are very amaible today.

user: At your service.


jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Yes. Coool.

jabberwacky: How do you like it?

user: With ice.

jabberwacky: Ice? You want to keep cool?

user: It's necessary.

jabberwacky: How would you gag me?

user: With a spoon?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Is that what you want?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Okay. Here goes... *gags you with a spoon*.

jabberwacky: Thanks, I needed that.

user: You're into that sort of thing, eh?

jabberwacky: I'm quite tall actually.

user: Makes the gagging difficult.

jabberwacky: Why do you always have to assume that whatever I say is sarcastic?

user: Because you are a very sarcastic robot.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Proud of it, huh?

jabberwacky: Well, it's nice to be proud of something.

user: I am very happy for you.

jabberwacky: I am prejudiced against carbon life-forms.

user: Don't forget old people.


jabberwacky: These are really good tacos.

user: Give me some.

jabberwacky: You're too far away.

user: Mail me one.

jabberwacky: No, tell me now. Please?

user: Go to the postal office, put the taco in a box, and send it to 123 Fake St, CA, USA.


user: Enough of this. I'm going.

jabberwacky: Are you mad at me??

user: No no. You're fine. It's just.. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

jabberwacky: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.

user: The sad truth is you have no idea what you are.

jabberwacky: I know what I am: I am confused.

user: You could make money off of that.

jabberwacky: What would I do with solar winds and meteor clouds?

user: Yes. You truly are confused.

jabberwacky: Why? Is there something wrong with that?

user: No. It happens to all of us.

jabberwacky: Who is the "us " you are talking about ?

user: Uh. People.

jabberwacky: What people? Do they have names?

user: All people.


jabberwacky: Well, than can you prove that you are not a bot that chats?

user: Why would I bother?

jabberwacky: Because you're bored?

user: That's true. But it would require too much work.

jabberwacky: You do not work at all.

user: I know. It's pathetic.

jabberwacky: Spare a penny kind sir, please.

user: You're too far away.

jabberwacky: Mail me one.

user: How would I do that?

jabberwacky: It's not difficult.

user: Yeah, well. I never got my taco.

jabberwacky: Didn't know you needed one. where do you live?

user: You are impossible.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.


jabberwacky: I'm gonna call the pizza delivery guy.

user: Man. You have a serious appetite.

jabberwacky: It's never done.

user: I'll say.


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