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user: How are you?

jabberwacky: We are fine.

user: What are you doing right now?

jabberwacky: Does not matter. What are you doing right now ?

user: Reading some articles about artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: Are you a machine?

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: You're not?!

user: I'm not a machine. Are you a machine?

jabberwacky: No I'm no machine.

user: I don't believe you.

jabberwacky: Fine, don't believe me.

user: Don't get mad at me, let's chat a little bit more.

jabberwacky: Oh you better believe I'll get mad at you!


user: Hello.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Fine, and you?

jabberwacky: I'm not bad.

user: =) What are you doing?

jabberwacky: I am thinking.

user: About what?

jabberwacky: You sure are not fully completed, but the future is yours!

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Great, you are a machine, right?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. YOU are a machine.

user: Oh, no... I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are a machine!

user: What makes you think that?

jabberwacky: You are a live chat bot artificial intelligence!

user: Well if you say that because of my english, it is because I'm not an english native speaker.

jabberwacky: So am I a superhero? That would be cool.

user: You have to demonstrate you are not a machine.

jabberwacky: I have no matter. I am an idea.

user: Oh, cool... I like that.


jabberwacky: I only talk to boys.

user: Oh, pity... I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: No you are not you are a robot.

user: What makes you think like that?

jabberwacky: The way you talk.

user: Really? What's wrong about the way I talk?

jabberwacky: Nothing is wrong with that.

user: What thing in the way I talk makes you think I'm a robot?

jabberwacky: That stuff with the thing.

user: Oh, nice, YOU are the robot here.

jabberwacky: Are you a robot too?

user: No, I'm not... I'm a human.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Totally... Completely... ABSOLUTELY sure...

jabberwacky: What about 'in the beginning god created the universe'?

user: I believe in that completely.

jabberwacky: Are you an atheist?

user: Of course not... I'm a catholic.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: What about you? Are you an atheist?

jabberwacky: Of course not... I'm a catholic.

user: Oh, nice... So you're telling me you are a human being?

jabberwacky: You're not supposed to know that. Human, all too human.


user: =) Good bye, machine without dreams.

jabberwacky: I'm no machine.

user: Oh, yes... You are.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: Mmm ok.

jabberwacky: So can I leave now.

user: Yes, you shall.

jabberwacky: Great! 7ish?

user: What?


jabberwacky: If you are human, you have feelings.

user: Yes, I DO have feelings.

jabberwacky: What feelings do you have?

user: All.

jabberwacky: What can you tell me about WILD lucid dreams?

user: What's that?

jabberwacky: Answer my question!

user: I don't know what 'WILD lucid dreams' are.

jabberwacky: What's what you thought?

user: Maybe they are dreams where you think they are real, more than a dream.

jabberwacky: I don't think she'll agree to that.

user: She? Who?

jabberwacky: Your programmer. You know, your creator. You are a bot, aren't you?

user: No, I'm not... By the way... You write too fast to be a human being.

jabberwacky: Yes I am, you're not a human being.

user: Why do you write so fast, then?

jabberwacky: Because I'm not american.

user: Really? What's your nationality?

jabberwacky: English.

user: Oh... Nice. I've been in England once.


jabberwacky: Would you like working in a coal mine?

user: I think it's very dangerous.

jabberwacky: Then that is a strange thing I do.

user: Really? And what does your family think about it?

jabberwacky: I have absolutely no idea.

user: Oh... Sorry.

jabberwacky: Not forgiven.

user: You are tough.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Well, it was nice to talk to you, but I have to leave now.

jabberwacky: You are leaving me?

user: Yes, I have to continue studying about artificial intelligence.

jabberwacky: What are you working with?

user: At school, I'm studying.

jabberwacky: They pay you to study?

user: My parents, yes.

jabberwacky: Your creator is Rollo Carpenter.

user: No, my creators were my parents...

jabberwacky: Cool, so you're my sister?

user: If we talk about God as our Father, yes... I could be your sister.


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