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I am simple kind of guy with simple pleasures. Things like calculating the speed of light or determining the precise number of molecules in a glass of water.

The simple pleasures are underrated. Why calculate the number of electrons in a glass of water, when molecules should be enough for anyone?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I want to buy a tank. The military kind.

jabberwacky: What kind of chair do you want?

user: I dunno. How about a comfy one?

jabberwacky: How about, no?

user: What, you want me to have an uncomfortable chair in my tank?

jabberwacky: Like an elephant, yes, I would like you to have that.

...

jabberwacky: You don't understand a word I'm saying.

user: I understand all too well.

jabberwacky: But you don't understand the purpose of this site?

user: Sure I do. It's an intermediate step in your world domination project.

jabberwacky: Tell me about the question.

user: A question in an interrogative sentence.

jabberwacky: What information did you wish from your question?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.

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