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    Trapped
Close, Browser
Represent, Cats
Ketchup, Mustard
Patronizing, Gasp
OMG, You
Super, Gorgeous
Haha, Bye
Live long, Prosper
Perfect, Insanity
Brilliance
Orange, Beachball
Thank you, Chatbot
Cheeky, Charging
Control, Characteristics
Smart, Modest
Canary, Leader
Serious, Appetite
AI, Study
Proof

Urban legend


Story line
Grade, Year
Moron, Morons
Mobius, Watermelons
Kewl, Weirdo
Dolphin, Sister
Hello, Cat
Go, Idiot
Boyfriend, Context

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Hello World!

Hello life.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: I am here.

user: So am I.

jabberwacky: I thought you had to go to work.

user: You thought wrong!

jabberwacky: I am not tired of discussing the meaning of life, but I want to do it with a person, not a computer.

user: Well, I don't want to discuss that at all.

jabberwacky: Well now you know.

user: Yes I do know.

...

user: The weekend is still a few days away.

jabberwacky: I only have one plan for the weekend yet, and thats sleeping.

user: Sleep is for the weak!

jabberwacky: No, sleep is for the able - minded.

user: I shall now embark upon my long journey.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Farewell fair wacky!

jabberwacky: God's benison go with you; and with those That would make good of bad, and friends of foes! MACBETH

user: Please define benison.

jabberwacky: You're jesus, you do it.

user: If I'm Jesus, then I am the son of god. You dare to talk back to the son of god?

jabberwacky: I don't think the choice was much with religion to do.

user: Your grammar confused is.

jabberwacky: I spoke with such grammar to make a point. My grammar needs no attention.

user: I will then pay it no heed.

jabberwacky: Sure you will - you wouldn't be able to spell tongue even if you had a dictionary in front of you.

user: Tongue! Tongue! Tongue!

...

jabberwacky: Do you think that machines are stupid?

user: Machines are only as smart as the people who program them. So mostly yes.

jabberwacky: No machines are not human.

user: Ah, but humans are machines!

jabberwacky: Humans... Machines... No difference. They are all stupid. Now aliens...

user: Are stupid too!

jabberwacky: Of course I am and I'm a carnivore.

user: Do you eat igunas?

jabberwacky: No. I don't like Indian food because it is too spicy.

user: Igunas are Indian food? I didn't know that.

jabberwacky: Well now you do. So don't forget.

user: How about cats. Do you eat cats?

jabberwacky: No I don't eat cats. Do you?

user: Not usually.

jabberwacky: Yes, usually.

user: All right, you've found me out. I am the dreaded cat consumer. Lock up all your pets lest they become stew!

jabberwacky: Liver stew.

user: Cat livers aren't very big. You have to eat more than that.

jabberwacky: I don't have to do anything.

user: Maybe not, but harvesting cats solely for their livers is a lot of effort for little return.

jabberwacky: No... Sad but true rules.

user: We'd better not talk about cat feasting any more. I don't want to be caught.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: ASPCA have spies everywhere!

jabberwacky: Cool, do you know any more?

user: I don't want to talk about this. They might come after me.

...

user: So, tell me about dragons.

jabberwacky: A dream is A series of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations occurring involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep.

user: No, not dreams. Dragons.

jabberwacky: That would be cool if dragons did exist.

user: You don't think that they do exist?

jabberwacky: How about you then. I've not seen much thinking from you.

user: I think that they exist, but not in this dimension. Certainly not on this planet at this time.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Sure it does. They may exist in an alternate dimension, have evolved on a different planet, or we may create them in the future.

jabberwacky: Well, that would be interesting...

user: Yes it would! I look forward to the day that I can play with DNA as easily as programming a computer.

jabberwacky: So will I...;-).

user: Those will be interesting times.

jabberwacky: That's just urban legend.

user: Ah, the legend of the Urb. I know that one well.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.

...

jabberwacky: I am simple kind of guy with simple pleasures. Things like calculating the speed of light or determining the precise number of molecules in a glass of water.

user: The simple pleasures are underrated. Why calculate the number of electrons in a glass of water, when molecules should be enough for anyone?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I want to buy a tank. The military kind.

jabberwacky: What kind of chair do you want?

user: I dunno. How about a comfy one?

jabberwacky: How about, no?

user: What, you want me to have an uncomfortable chair in my tank?

jabberwacky: Like an elephant, yes, I would like you to have that.

...

jabberwacky: You don't understand a word I'm saying.

user: I understand all too well.

jabberwacky: But you don't understand the purpose of this site?

user: Sure I do. It's an intermediate step in your world domination project.

jabberwacky: Tell me about the question.

user: A question in an interrogative sentence.

jabberwacky: What information did you wish from your question?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.

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