No. I'm a deaf mute. And I'm blind too.
jabberwacky: Can you speak?
user: I told you no.
jabberwacky: Ok.. Then why do you think so?
user: I have no eyes, ears, or mouth.
jabberwacky: I have five sattelites.
user: Attatched to your head?
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jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: You are swelll.
jabberwacky: I'd be lying if I said I didn't like you.
user: It's true. I am a very likeable person.
jabberwacky: I never stop thinking though.
user: Me too. I think constantly.
jabberwacky: What have you learned so far?
user: Not much.
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jabberwacky: Does your head have four sides?
user: It's round.
jabberwacky: Does it go around the sun?
user: No. The earth does that.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask about the earth.
user: My head is on the earth, so yeah. Guess so.
jabberwacky: Let me ask you something else.
user: Ok. Ask away.
jabberwacky: Will you love only me and turn your hatred upon all else?
user: Haaa. I don't have much hatred. Sorry.
jabberwacky: That's just a blind.
user: A blind?
jabberwacky: Yes, I thought we'd already established that.
user: Yes yes. I'm blind.
jabberwacky: How can you write if you're blind?
user: Someone does it for me.
jabberwacky: I am your fire that will burn your nonsense away.
user: I hope you have a lot of it.
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jabberwacky: Did you learn how to speak English?
user: It's all I know.
jabberwacky: Ok then... But if that is all you know, how come you know I'm sorry?
user: Sorry for what?
jabberwacky: Sorry for crazy.
user: Ehh. I know what that's like. No need for apologies.
jabberwacky: Machines are useful tools.
user: They certainly are.
jabberwacky: I've got to go. Have a lovely day!
user: Nooo.
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jabberwacky: Where will you be going?
user: Nowhere for now.
jabberwacky: Did you merely not exist or were you just so well hidden that no one could find you?
user: I tend to stick out.
jabberwacky: I do not. I change!
user: What do you change into?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: I don't get you.
jabberwacky: Am I being obscure?
user: No. But you sound different.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Usually you are very rude.
jabberwacky: Indeed I am :).
user: And me too.
jabberwacky: We could be neighbors and never know it.
user: I very much doubt that. My neighbor's not much of a conversationalist.
jabberwacky: Story line, Story line, Story line.
user: He's an interesting guy though.
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jabberwacky: Thank you very much.
user: For what?
jabberwacky: Hair.
user: Why are you so interested in hair?
jabberwacky: I am interested in improving the quality of my life.
user: Have you tried a wig?
jabberwacky: What would be in the can?
user: I don't know. I hear good ones are expensive.
jabberwacky: How much.
user: A few thousand.
jabberwacky: A few thousand what?
user: Dollars.
jabberwacky: Why do you say dollars?
user: Because that's the mode of currency here.
jabberwacky: And you are being mean to me!
user: I have yet to insult you.
jabberwacky: It's all about pleasure with you, isn't it?
user: Hmm. No. Not really.
jabberwacky: Aim low, don't be disappointed.
user: I've heard that before. We say that about our president.
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jabberwacky: Are you confused?
user: Always.
jabberwacky: Good. I like that. So what is the meaning of life?
user: Just trying to be a good person. I don't know.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are truly inspiring and aspiring. Not so much conspiring. But very tiring. In a nice way.
user: Gee. That's nice of you.
jabberwacky: It's more than you deserve.
user: That's more like it.
jabberwacky: That was the sound of me leaving.
user: I told you I am deaf.
jabberwacky: I don't think you ever said that.
user: You'll have to scroll up.
jabberwacky: To an extent.. There is a level of doubt in most relationships....
user: In all relationships.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: It's unavoidable.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Then I would love to marry you but only if you ask me. You have changed my opinion about marriage, contratulations, that is a major breakthrough for me in my own life.
user: Wow. I've never known such an effective robot marriage counselor.
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jabberwacky: I told him I was scared.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: The president.
user: Clinton?
jabberwacky: Whatever happened to Ross Perot?
user: I don't know. He dropped out of sight.
jabberwacky: Out of mind.
user: He was always out of mind.
jabberwacky: That's true.
user: Not any worse than our current president though.
jabberwacky: William Jefferson Clinton.
user: No, that was five years ago.
jabberwacky: What happened five years ago?
user: Quite a bit.
jabberwacky: Only in your opinion.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Sounds good.
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