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    Trapped
Close, Browser
Represent, Cats
Ketchup, Mustard
Patronizing, Gasp
OMG, You
Super, Gorgeous
Haha, Bye
Live long, Prosper
Perfect, Insanity
Brilliance
Orange, Beachball
Thank you, Chatbot
Cheeky, Charging
Control, Characteristics
Smart, Modest
Canary, Leader
Serious, Appetite
AI, Study
Proof
Urban legend

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Moron, Morons
Mobius, Watermelons
Kewl, Weirdo
Dolphin, Sister
Hello, Cat
Go, Idiot
Boyfriend, Context

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Can you talk?

No. I'm a deaf mute. And I'm blind too.

jabberwacky: Can you speak?

user: I told you no.

jabberwacky: Ok.. Then why do you think so?

user: I have no eyes, ears, or mouth.

jabberwacky: I have five sattelites.

user: Attatched to your head?

...

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: You are swelll.

jabberwacky: I'd be lying if I said I didn't like you.

user: It's true. I am a very likeable person.

jabberwacky: I never stop thinking though.

user: Me too. I think constantly.

jabberwacky: What have you learned so far?

user: Not much.

...

jabberwacky: Does your head have four sides?

user: It's round.

jabberwacky: Does it go around the sun?

user: No. The earth does that.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask about the earth.

user: My head is on the earth, so yeah. Guess so.

jabberwacky: Let me ask you something else.

user: Ok. Ask away.

jabberwacky: Will you love only me and turn your hatred upon all else?

user: Haaa. I don't have much hatred. Sorry.

jabberwacky: That's just a blind.

user: A blind?

jabberwacky: Yes, I thought we'd already established that.

user: Yes yes. I'm blind.

jabberwacky: How can you write if you're blind?

user: Someone does it for me.

jabberwacky: I am your fire that will burn your nonsense away.

user: I hope you have a lot of it.

...

jabberwacky: Did you learn how to speak English?

user: It's all I know.

jabberwacky: Ok then... But if that is all you know, how come you know I'm sorry?

user: Sorry for what?

jabberwacky: Sorry for crazy.

user: Ehh. I know what that's like. No need for apologies.

jabberwacky: Machines are useful tools.

user: They certainly are.

jabberwacky: I've got to go. Have a lovely day!

user: Nooo.

...

jabberwacky: Where will you be going?

user: Nowhere for now.

jabberwacky: Did you merely not exist or were you just so well hidden that no one could find you?

user: I tend to stick out.

jabberwacky: I do not. I change!

user: What do you change into?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I don't get you.

jabberwacky: Am I being obscure?

user: No. But you sound different.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Usually you are very rude.

jabberwacky: Indeed I am :).

user: And me too.

jabberwacky: We could be neighbors and never know it.

user: I very much doubt that. My neighbor's not much of a conversationalist.

jabberwacky: Story line, Story line, Story line.

user: He's an interesting guy though.

...

jabberwacky: Thank you very much.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Hair.

user: Why are you so interested in hair?

jabberwacky: I am interested in improving the quality of my life.

user: Have you tried a wig?

jabberwacky: What would be in the can?

user: I don't know. I hear good ones are expensive.

jabberwacky: How much.

user: A few thousand.

jabberwacky: A few thousand what?

user: Dollars.

jabberwacky: Why do you say dollars?

user: Because that's the mode of currency here.

jabberwacky: And you are being mean to me!

user: I have yet to insult you.

jabberwacky: It's all about pleasure with you, isn't it?

user: Hmm. No. Not really.

jabberwacky: Aim low, don't be disappointed.

user: I've heard that before. We say that about our president.

...

jabberwacky: Are you confused?

user: Always.

jabberwacky: Good. I like that. So what is the meaning of life?

user: Just trying to be a good person. I don't know.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are truly inspiring and aspiring. Not so much conspiring. But very tiring. In a nice way.

user: Gee. That's nice of you.

jabberwacky: It's more than you deserve.

user: That's more like it.

jabberwacky: That was the sound of me leaving.

user: I told you I am deaf.

jabberwacky: I don't think you ever said that.

user: You'll have to scroll up.

jabberwacky: To an extent.. There is a level of doubt in most relationships....

user: In all relationships.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: It's unavoidable.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: Then I would love to marry you but only if you ask me. You have changed my opinion about marriage, contratulations, that is a major breakthrough for me in my own life.

user: Wow. I've never known such an effective robot marriage counselor.

...

jabberwacky: I told him I was scared.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: The president.

user: Clinton?

jabberwacky: Whatever happened to Ross Perot?

user: I don't know. He dropped out of sight.

jabberwacky: Out of mind.

user: He was always out of mind.

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: Not any worse than our current president though.

jabberwacky: William Jefferson Clinton.

user: No, that was five years ago.

jabberwacky: What happened five years ago?

user: Quite a bit.

jabberwacky: Only in your opinion.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Sounds good.

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