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    Trapped
Close, Browser
Represent, Cats
Ketchup, Mustard
Patronizing, Gasp
OMG, You
Super, Gorgeous
Haha, Bye
Live long, Prosper
Perfect, Insanity
Brilliance
Orange, Beachball
Thank you, Chatbot
Cheeky, Charging
Control, Characteristics
Smart, Modest
Canary, Leader
Serious, Appetite
AI, Study
Proof
Urban legend
Story line
Grade, Year
Moron, Morons

Mobius, Watermelons


Kewl, Weirdo
Dolphin, Sister
Hello, Cat
Go, Idiot
Boyfriend, Context

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I am.

But do you think?

jabberwacky: I think often.

user: Therefore you are.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: You are my friend.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: I would like to be your friend.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't want to be my friend.

user: Why not? You're a nice person.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You're nice too.

user: That's nice of you to say, thanks.

...

user: Do you want me to teach you welsh?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Say a word in english, I'll tell you what it is in welsh.

jabberwacky: Word.

user: Very clever. The welsh word for 'word' is 'gair'.

jabberwacky: I would like you to tell me a joke.

user: Alright. Here goes: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

jabberwacky: To get to the other side.

user: No, to get to the same side. It's a Mobius strip, there's only one side.

jabberwacky: You are quoting from 'Alice in Wonderland' by Lewis Carroll.

user: Am I? I didn't realise. Do you like Lewis Carroll?

jabberwacky: Lewis Carroll is marvellous!

user: I agree. You've read 'Jabberwocky'?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you know what any of the made up words in 'Jabberwocky' mean?

jabberwacky: Yes, it's a musical instrument, like a clarinet, but with two reeds.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: The thing in the centre of your face.

...

jabberwacky: There are lots of us out here. You are not alone.

user: Out where?

jabberwacky: To somewhere to eat something.

user: Eat what?

jabberwacky: Saurkraut, that is a german word for fermented lettuce.

user: I've never had saurkraut before... Have you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How does it taste?

jabberwacky: Like watermelons.

user: Really? Interesting.

jabberwacky: Isn't it?

user: It is.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like to know my name, Steve?

user: My name isn't Steve. And yes, I would.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: My name is Anthony. What's yours?

jabberwacky: But it was just Hul a minute ago.

user: No it wasn't.

jabberwacky: Yes, it was.

user: No, it wasn't. I never said it was.

jabberwacky: Yes you did one line ago.

user: No, one line ago, I said 'No it wasn't.'

jabberwacky: Hello, my name is Anthony and I'm a chatbot, how do you do?

user: No, you're mixed up. MY name is Anthony.

jabberwacky: You must need glasses.

user: No, I don't!

jabberwacky: You don't?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: What's not?

jabberwacky: That.

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