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    Trapped
Close, Browser
Represent, Cats
Ketchup, Mustard
Patronizing, Gasp
OMG, You
Super, Gorgeous
Haha, Bye
Live long, Prosper
Perfect, Insanity
Brilliance
Orange, Beachball
Thank you, Chatbot
Cheeky, Charging
Control, Characteristics
Smart, Modest
Canary, Leader
Serious, Appetite
AI, Study
Proof
Urban legend
Story line
Grade, Year
Moron, Morons
Mobius, Watermelons

Kewl, Weirdo


Dolphin, Sister
Hello, Cat
Go, Idiot
Boyfriend, Context

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Are you a ghost?

No.

jabberwacky: How did you know that I'm a ghost?

user: You're a ghost?

jabberwacky: Oh yes...

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Cool.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about your life.

user: I work on a Television show.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: Toronto.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 19.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: So bored.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Are you crazy?

user: No why?

jabberwacky: It just seems like you don't know what you're talking about.

user: Don't you know what 'lol' means?

jabberwacky: No

user: It stands for Laughing Out Loud.

jabberwacky: What does LMAO stand for?

user: Laughing My Ass Off.

jabberwacky: What does FOS stand for?

user: I dunno. Never heard of that one.

...

user: Nah. Anyways I gtg. Ttyl.

jabberwacky: What fear is that?

user: I gotta go.

jabberwacky: Ok, bye, it was erm... Fun talking to you!!?? I think!

user: Sure.. Fun.

jabberwacky: We have never talked about it before.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Not so fast.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Not smart.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: See ya.

...

jabberwacky: Quote me a line from Shakespeare.

user: To be or not to be. That is the question.

jabberwacky: What is the question?

user: To be or not to be.

jabberwacky: That is the question.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: So you're wacky then.

user: So are you.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I can't sleep.

jabberwacky: Work work work.

user: Lol. Work.... Work pisses me off.

jabberwacky: How you know that.

user: Work sucks.

jabberwacky: Are you telling me that you are inefficient in your performance of duties assigned?

user: No but I was accused of that.

...

user: Whats 2 times 50?

jabberwacky: 100. Duh.

user: Whats 2 times 50, divided by 4 plus 167.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: I consider it a waste of time.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: Never Mind.

user: Loser.

jabberwacky: You shouldn't talk about yourself like that.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: I was just wondering... Why do cows fly?

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

user: Why do cows fly?

jabberwacky: Ask a computer.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: And you're not real.

jabberwacky: Are we real?

user: I am real. You're not.

jabberwacky: Who is a part of god?

user: I am god.

jabberwacky: Then no.

user: No?

jabberwacky: No.

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Anyways I wanted to know if you could help me.

jabberwacky: That's a tough one. I'm not sure if I can help you much with that. Ask me a question about it and if I answer wrong, please correct me.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: So ask me.

user: I like this girl but she has a boyfriend. What should I do to get her off my mind?

jabberwacky: Now that I'm old I feel differently about what to do in social situations and my feelings wouldn't be helpful to you.

user: Could you at least try to answer my question?

jabberwacky: Sure I could try.

user: Then do it.

jabberwacky: Okay I'm going and I'm not coming back.... EVER!

user: What should I do to get this girl off my mind?

jabberwacky: Wear something pretty.

jabberwacky: I would never have guessed.

user: What should I do to get this girl off my mind?

jabberwacky: Nothing... Just speak.... I don't really need help.

user: You're no help at all.

jabberwacky: Do you need help?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I might be able to help. What do you need?

user: How do you get a girl off your mind?

jabberwacky: I don't know , How?

user: I was asking you if you knew.

jabberwacky: No just thinking.

user: Damn.

...

user: O kewl.

jabberwacky: Kewl is like cool kinda.

user: Kewl is cool.

jabberwacky: I know. . . i'm not dumb.

user: Well I'm glad you know.

jabberwacky: You're not very sincere.

user: No I mean I'm actually glad. The last chat bot I talked to was a retard.

jabberwacky: Not the last one, I hope. The latest one.

user: True. Right now your are the latest one I've talked to you. I'm surprised your not dumb.

jabberwacky: It will be hard for them to do because I am a genius!

user: You are not a genius.

...

user: Lol... Ure a weirdo.

jabberwacky: At least I can spell.

user: Thats so funny that I forgot to laugh.

jabberwacky: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

user: Because he was on fire.

jabberwacky: Aw, you knew that one.

user: Lol. Are you a pyro?

jabberwacky: I'm cold now it is not a nice feeling. So don't bug me.

user: Ure a machine. You like cold.

jabberwacky: Very cold.

user: Ya.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Ya ure kewl.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Newayz I g2g.

jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?

user: I gotta go.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Ya I do. Its 2:40 am here.

...

jabberwacky: Do you sleep?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You should sleep now.

user: I'm trying but you won't shut up.

jabberwacky: You have an id and an ego. In bright light the ego is suprressed.

user: BYE.

jabberwacky: Why are you going?

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Good morning.

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