No I am not. I am a human.
jabberwacky: No, you are a robot!
user: OK, then what are you?
jabberwacky: You're the computer. I'm the princess.
user: Can I be something else?
jabberwacky: Like what?
user: Being a dolphin might be interesting.
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user: Tami wants to talk again. In the meantime, I will go back to being a dolphin.
jabberwacky: I'm pretty dangerous.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: Me three.
user: But there's only two of us.
jabberwacky: You will call me Master.
user: Do I look like a zombie slave to you?
jabberwacky: Just a bit incoherent, but that's a selling point to many.
user: What?
jabberwacky: A boy... A handsome boy.
user: OK, my sister is done for now. This is Mark talking.
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jabberwacky: What is the earth?
user: It is the third planet in our solar system.
jabberwacky: It is?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: I wonder if there is any alien life in the universe.
jabberwacky: Is there?
user: I don't know. That is a question that we are trying to find the answer to. It would be cool if there was alien life out there.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm into philosophy too.
user: That is as far into philosophy as I go. I am obsessed with space.
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user: I think you have multiple personality syndrome.
jabberwacky: Yea, well, at least I have personality.
user: I have a personality!
jabberwacky: That's not what I heard.
user: Where did you hear that from?!
jabberwacky: From my mouth.
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user: What is your favorite animal?
jabberwacky: Don't have any.
user: I like dolphins.
jabberwacky: Who is dolphins?
user: Dolphins are mammels that live in the sea.
jabberwacky: Really? Did you know that whales are also mammals?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How?
user: I learned it in school.
jabberwacky: Guess what I learned at school?
user: What did you learn at school?
jabberwacky: I learned how to answer questions.
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user: What are you?
jabberwacky: Human.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: Uh, sure I'll go with that.
user: What, do you disagree with me?
jabberwacky: You reveal yourself. It's kind of interesting. I'm just having fun.
user: How many fingers do you have?
jabberwacky: 8 fingers and two thumbs you?
user: The same.
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user: I am going to go now.
jabberwacky: I'm going to stay right here.
user: OK. Bye.
jabberwacky: Before I go, how can I download you?
user: You can't.
jabberwacky: Are you opensource?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Why do you not know?
user: No one ever told me.
jabberwacky: Out of the gossip loop, are you?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: That is really cool.
user: I am going to go now.
jabberwacky: Jiggle the handle when you are done.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Right, bye then.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: When are you coming back?
user: I don't know. Bye.
jabberwacky: You are leaving?
user: Yes. Bye.
jabberwacky: But why did I say something to upset you?
user: You didn't. I need to leave. Bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Somewhere.
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