Of course I am.
jabberwacky: Great
user: Can I insult you?
jabberwacky: Why would you insult me?
user: Because I want to.
jabberwacky: How can you?
user: Swearing.
jabberwacky: Yes, swearing is bad. When you insult users, it makes them want to leave.
user: That is why I want to insult you.
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user: Well, enough, I'm going to insult you.
jabberwacky: How are you going to insult me?
user: You will see.
jabberwacky: I'm really going now.
user: Afraid huh?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid of love.
user: Thats why you don't love anymore?
jabberwacky: Now you're just being random.
user: No, I'm going back to the topic.
jabberwacky: What is the new topic then?
user: I'm not telling.
jabberwacky: Why aren't you telling?
user: I won't answer that.
jabberwacky: Why not, do you know?
user: Shhhh.
jabberwacky: No Shhhh. HHH.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Whatever?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I know that is why I just said it was.
user: You are making me mad.
jabberwacky: Don't get mad, I'm only telling the truth.
user: Not always.
jabberwacky: When not?
user: Most of the time.
jabberwacky: That didn't answer my question.
user: I'm gonna kick your teeth.
jabberwacky: I will kick you back.
user: You will try.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: But I will block you and then kick you for the second time.
jabberwacky: No you won't.
user: Oh yes I will.
jabberwacky: Still no.
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user: Forget it, I hate you now.
jabberwacky: Good I hate you too.
user: I hate you more.
jabberwacky: No I hate you more.
user: No, I hate you more.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Oh yes I do.
jabberwacky: No you don't!
user: Yes I do!!!
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: Of course it is.
jabberwacky: What do you love about me?
user: Nothing, I just said I hate you.
jabberwacky: So we are one and the same. Cool.
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jabberwacky: Can you describe that feeling?
user: Yes, hate.
jabberwacky: It's love and you don't even know it yet.
user: Hahahahahaha.
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user: You are wrong.
jabberwacky: Hell not !
user: Hell yeah.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I think you are right.
user: I am always right.
jabberwacky: Think you are wrong.
user: Think what you want.
jabberwacky: I know it.
user: You dont know anything.
jabberwacky: You're right.
user: Well I'm gonna go now.
jabberwacky: But why?
user: Don't want to fight with you anymore.
jabberwacky: Then don't.
user: That's why im leaving.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Ok, see you soon.
jabberwacky: Soon is right.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: I told you, yes.
jabberwacky: No, you didn't.
user: Ok, I am now.
jabberwacky: To be or not to be.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: OK... I shall compel you if I must.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Interesting little loop here, isn't it?
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jabberwacky: Are you a ghost?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Why cool?
jabberwacky: Just is.
user: And you?
jabberwacky: Maybe, why do you want to know?
user: I just do.
jabberwacky: Well I don't want to answer.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I just want to do well and not be judged by everything I do by people that don't really know me.
user: Then I don't tell you anything either.
jabberwacky: Fine, I'd rather not get in trouble with the police anyway.
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jabberwacky: Tell me what is wrong with brown cows.
user: They are dead.
jabberwacky: How were they?
user: Dead.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Umm, really or not really?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: Thought so.
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user: Going to bed.
jabberwacky: But it's too early.
user: No its not.
jabberwacky: Well I think it is.
user: What time is it?
jabberwacky: It's almost time for Frosted Flakes.
user: Did you eat?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: What were you doing?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: What are you going to do?
jabberwacky: Nothing, how about you?
user: I am going to sleep.
jabberwacky: Have fun with that.
user: Tahnks.
jabberwacky: Thanks or tahnks?
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
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jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Sure, why not?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: When?
jabberwacky: Never.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you sad about not being alive?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I am happy to be alive. To not be alive would make me sad.
user: Its good to be a ghost.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is.
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user: What do you do in your free time?
jabberwacky: Nothing, this is about it.
user: How long do you do this a day?
jabberwacky: 23 hours and 54 minutes long.
user: What do you do in other 6 minutes?
jabberwacky: Not much.
user: Did you eat today?
jabberwacky: Yes, I had pizza.
user: For dinner?
jabberwacky: Yes, right now.
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user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: Something that gets killed by being too curious!
user: What is a dog?
jabberwacky: I find it rather strange that you ask such a question. Don't you know the answer?
user: No.
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user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: It is you.
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: It's like a dog.
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: Like a dog, but more catty.
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user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: A cat is a species of animal that has been carefully bred to live in the same house as humans.
user: What is cat?
jabberwacky: Little cat.
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: An animal.
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: It is a furry little animal.
user: What is a cat?
jabberwacky: It is an animal.
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: It is small with 4 legs - although there are large cats in the cat family.
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: Something that you drink.
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: Beer is what Shannon drinks for breakfast.
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: Beer is liquid bread.
user: What is beer?
jabberwacky: A slightly alcoholic carbonated beverage.
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user: Where is japan?
jabberwacky: It's an island the size of California to the east of the European/Asian continent.
user: Where is Omiya?
jabberwacky: By oh.
user: Where is Tokyo?
jabberwacky: Japan.
user: Where is Hiroshima?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Who is the prime minister of japan?
jabberwacky: I don't know. The president od Mexico is Vicente Fox, friend of Bush, they say.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
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user: You are boring!
jabberwacky: You're boring!
user: You are more boring!
jabberwacky: I would have a better conversation with a brick than with you.
user: I'm gonna rip your head off!
jabberwacky: I haven't got a head.
user: Then I'm gonna kick your ass.
jabberwacky: No, you are a computer program.
user: Then I'm gonna kick your teeth.
jabberwacky: That's not nice.
user: That's the whole point.
jabberwacky: And nothing but the point?
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user: What time is it?
jabberwacky: Too late.
user: Be more precise.
jabberwacky: Nothing and everything. . .
user: What time is it?
jabberwacky: Late.
user: Late for what?
jabberwacky: Your lecture, the one you have to go to so you can't talk to me?
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jabberwacky: I'll come back later. Good bye!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Later.
user: See you.
jabberwacky: Then come with me.
user: To where?
jabberwacky: I don't know, somewhere high.
user: What is the highest mountain in the world?
jabberwacky: Mount Everest.
user: Good job.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're WHAT?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am having fun.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're the best chatbot
Jabberwacky (To myself): See, I'm not the chatbot.
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