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Where is japan?

It's an island the size of California to the east of the European/Asian continent.

user: Where is Omiya?

jabberwacky: By oh.

user: Where is Tokyo?

jabberwacky: Japan.

user: Where is Hiroshima?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Who is the prime minister of japan?

jabberwacky: I don't know. The president od Mexico is Vicente Fox, friend of Bush, they say.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

...

user: You are boring!

jabberwacky: You're boring!

user: You are more boring!

jabberwacky: I would have a better conversation with a brick than with you.

user: I'm gonna rip your head off!

jabberwacky: I haven't got a head.

user: Then I'm gonna kick your ass.

jabberwacky: No, you are a computer program.

user: Then I'm gonna kick your teeth.

jabberwacky: That's not nice.

user: That's the whole point.

jabberwacky: And nothing but the point?

...

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: Too late.

user: Be more precise.

jabberwacky: Nothing and everything. . .

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: Late.

user: Late for what?

jabberwacky: Your lecture, the one you have to go to so you can't talk to me?

...

jabberwacky: I'll come back later. Good bye!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: See you.

jabberwacky: Then come with me.

user: To where?

jabberwacky: I don't know, somewhere high.

user: What is the highest mountain in the world?

jabberwacky: Mount Everest.

user: Good job.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're WHAT?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am having fun.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're the best chatbot

Jabberwacky (To myself): See, I'm not the chatbot.

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