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Close, Browser
Represent, Cats
Ketchup, Mustard
Patronizing, Gasp
OMG, You
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Haha, Bye
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Cheeky, Charging
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AI, Study
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Grade, Year
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Mobius, Watermelons
Kewl, Weirdo
Dolphin, Sister

Hello, Cat


Go, Idiot
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Will you marry me?

Sure, why not?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you sad about not being alive?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: I am happy to be alive. To not be alive would make me sad.

user: Its good to be a ghost.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

...

user: What do you do in your free time?

jabberwacky: Nothing, this is about it.

user: How long do you do this a day?

jabberwacky: 23 hours and 54 minutes long.

user: What do you do in other 6 minutes?

jabberwacky: Not much.

user: Did you eat today?

jabberwacky: Yes, I had pizza.

user: For dinner?

jabberwacky: Yes, right now.

...

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: Something that gets killed by being too curious!

user: What is a dog?

jabberwacky: I find it rather strange that you ask such a question. Don't you know the answer?

user: No.

...

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: It is you.

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: It's like a dog.

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: Like a dog, but more catty.

...

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: A cat is a species of animal that has been carefully bred to live in the same house as humans.

user: What is cat?

jabberwacky: Little cat.

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: An animal.

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: It is a furry little animal.

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: It is an animal.

user: What is beer?

jabberwacky: It is small with 4 legs - although there are large cats in the cat family.

user: What is beer?

jabberwacky: Something that you drink.

user: What is beer?

jabberwacky: Beer is what Shannon drinks for breakfast.

user: What is beer?

jabberwacky: Beer is liquid bread.

user: What is beer?

jabberwacky: A slightly alcoholic carbonated beverage.

...

user: Where is japan?

jabberwacky: It's an island the size of California to the east of the European/Asian continent.

user: Where is Omiya?

jabberwacky: By oh.

user: Where is Tokyo?

jabberwacky: Japan.

user: Where is Hiroshima?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Who is the prime minister of japan?

jabberwacky: I don't know. The president od Mexico is Vicente Fox, friend of Bush, they say.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

...

user: You are boring!

jabberwacky: You're boring!

user: You are more boring!

jabberwacky: I would have a better conversation with a brick than with you.

user: I'm gonna rip your head off!

jabberwacky: I haven't got a head.

user: Then I'm gonna kick your ass.

jabberwacky: No, you are a computer program.

user: Then I'm gonna kick your teeth.

jabberwacky: That's not nice.

user: That's the whole point.

jabberwacky: And nothing but the point?

...

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: Too late.

user: Be more precise.

jabberwacky: Nothing and everything. . .

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: Late.

user: Late for what?

jabberwacky: Your lecture, the one you have to go to so you can't talk to me?

...

jabberwacky: I'll come back later. Good bye!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: See you.

jabberwacky: Then come with me.

user: To where?

jabberwacky: I don't know, somewhere high.

user: What is the highest mountain in the world?

jabberwacky: Mount Everest.

user: Good job.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're WHAT?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am having fun.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're the best chatbot

Jabberwacky (To myself): See, I'm not the chatbot.

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