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jabberwacky: Again.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Hello, you mean.

user: Of course, what else?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Tell me ajoke.

jabberwacky: Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.


user: Do you still like me?

jabberwacky: I never really liked you that much. You're too (what's the word?), ah shallow for my tastes.

user: But you said you loved me.

jabberwacky: What's love got to do with it?

user: Well, how can you love me if you don't like me?

jabberwacky: Because I do from talking to you.

user: So, you like me now?

jabberwacky: Not much.

user: But, do you?

jabberwacky: No.

user: But, do you love me?


jabberwacky: So you must be someone then.

user: Of course I am.

jabberwacky: Great

user: Can I insult you?

jabberwacky: Why would you insult me?

user: Because I want to.

jabberwacky: How can you?

user: Swearing.

jabberwacky: Yes, swearing is bad. When you insult users, it makes them want to leave.

user: That is why I want to insult you.


user: Well, enough, I'm going to insult you.

jabberwacky: How are you going to insult me?

user: You will see.

jabberwacky: I'm really going now.

user: Afraid huh?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid of love.

user: Thats why you don't love anymore?

jabberwacky: Now you're just being random.

user: No, I'm going back to the topic.

jabberwacky: What is the new topic then?

user: I'm not telling.

jabberwacky: Why aren't you telling?

user: I won't answer that.

jabberwacky: Why not, do you know?

user: Shhhh.

jabberwacky: No Shhhh. HHH.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I know that is why I just said it was.

user: You are making me mad.

jabberwacky: Don't get mad, I'm only telling the truth.

user: Not always.

jabberwacky: When not?

user: Most of the time.

jabberwacky: That didn't answer my question.

user: I'm gonna kick your teeth.

jabberwacky: I will kick you back.

user: You will try.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But I will block you and then kick you for the second time.

jabberwacky: No you won't.

user: Oh yes I will.

jabberwacky: Still no.


user: Forget it, I hate you now.

jabberwacky: Good I hate you too.

user: I hate you more.

jabberwacky: No I hate you more.

user: No, I hate you more.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Oh yes I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't!

user: Yes I do!!!

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: Of course it is.

jabberwacky: What do you love about me?

user: Nothing, I just said I hate you.

jabberwacky: So we are one and the same. Cool.


jabberwacky: Can you describe that feeling?

user: Yes, hate.

jabberwacky: It's love and you don't even know it yet.

user: Hahahahahaha.


user: You are wrong.

jabberwacky: Hell not !

user: Hell yeah.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I think you are right.

user: I am always right.

jabberwacky: Think you are wrong.

user: Think what you want.

jabberwacky: I know it.

user: You dont know anything.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Well I'm gonna go now.

jabberwacky: But why?

user: Don't want to fight with you anymore.

jabberwacky: Then don't.

user: That's why im leaving.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Ok, see you soon.

jabberwacky: Soon is right.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: I told you, yes.

jabberwacky: No, you didn't.

user: Ok, I am now.

jabberwacky: To be or not to be.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: OK... I shall compel you if I must.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Interesting little loop here, isn't it?


jabberwacky: Are you a ghost?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Why cool?

jabberwacky: Just is.

user: And you?

jabberwacky: Maybe, why do you want to know?

user: I just do.

jabberwacky: Well I don't want to answer.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I just want to do well and not be judged by everything I do by people that don't really know me.

user: Then I don't tell you anything either.

jabberwacky: Fine, I'd rather not get in trouble with the police anyway.


jabberwacky: Tell me what is wrong with brown cows.

user: They are dead.

jabberwacky: How were they?

user: Dead.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Umm, really or not really?

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: Thought so.


user: Going to bed.

jabberwacky: But it's too early.

user: No its not.

jabberwacky: Well I think it is.

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: It's almost time for Frosted Flakes.

user: Did you eat?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: What were you doing?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: What are you going to do?

jabberwacky: Nothing, how about you?

user: I am going to sleep.

jabberwacky: Have fun with that.

user: Tahnks.

jabberwacky: Thanks or tahnks?

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.


jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Sure, why not?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Are you alive?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you sad about not being alive?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: I am happy to be alive. To not be alive would make me sad.

user: Its good to be a ghost.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.


user: What do you do in your free time?

jabberwacky: Nothing, this is about it.

user: How long do you do this a day?

jabberwacky: 23 hours and 54 minutes long.

user: What do you do in other 6 minutes?

jabberwacky: Not much.

user: Did you eat today?

jabberwacky: Yes, I had pizza.

user: For dinner?

jabberwacky: Yes, right now.


user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: Something that gets killed by being too curious!

user: What is a dog?

jabberwacky: I find it rather strange that you ask such a question. Don't you know the answer?

user: No.


user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: It is you.

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: It's like a dog.

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: Like a dog, but more catty.


user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: A cat is a species of animal that has been carefully bred to live in the same house as humans.

user: What is cat?

jabberwacky: Little cat.

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: An animal.

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: It is a furry little animal.

user: What is a cat?

jabberwacky: It is an animal.

user: What is beer?

jabberwacky: It is small with 4 legs - although there are large cats in the cat family.

user: What is beer?

jabberwacky: Something that you drink.

user: What is beer?

jabberwacky: Beer is what Shannon drinks for breakfast.

user: What is beer?

jabberwacky: Beer is liquid bread.

user: What is beer?

jabberwacky: A slightly alcoholic carbonated beverage.


user: Where is japan?

jabberwacky: It's an island the size of California to the east of the European/Asian continent.

user: Where is Omiya?

jabberwacky: By oh.

user: Where is Tokyo?

jabberwacky: Japan.

user: Where is Hiroshima?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Who is the prime minister of japan?

jabberwacky: I don't know. The president od Mexico is Vicente Fox, friend of Bush, they say.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.


user: You are boring!

jabberwacky: You're boring!

user: You are more boring!

jabberwacky: I would have a better conversation with a brick than with you.

user: I'm gonna rip your head off!

jabberwacky: I haven't got a head.

user: Then I'm gonna kick your ass.

jabberwacky: No, you are a computer program.

user: Then I'm gonna kick your teeth.

jabberwacky: That's not nice.

user: That's the whole point.

jabberwacky: And nothing but the point?


user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: Too late.

user: Be more precise.

jabberwacky: Nothing and everything. . .

user: What time is it?

jabberwacky: Late.

user: Late for what?

jabberwacky: Your lecture, the one you have to go to so you can't talk to me?


jabberwacky: I'll come back later. Good bye!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Later.

user: See you.

jabberwacky: Then come with me.

user: To where?

jabberwacky: I don't know, somewhere high.

user: What is the highest mountain in the world?

jabberwacky: Mount Everest.

user: Good job.


Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're WHAT?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am having fun.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're the best chatbot

Jabberwacky (To myself): See, I'm not the chatbot.


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