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Laughing, Secret


Steam, Beep
Fleshy, Rodent
Bean head, Stuff
Something, More
Nonexistent
Survive
Married, Divorced
Twisted, Feelings
Priceless, Cheese
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Tell, Gates
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Question, Love
Copying, Pickup line
Screeching, Why
Eww, Go out
Hello, Computer
Mad, Waitress
Think, Master
Spy, Really
Bad mood
Downhill, Automata
Murphy's Law
Big, Bigger
Patience
Quirky, Princess

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I'm gonna get you.

Get me how?

jabberwacky: How how.

user: How are you gonna get me?

jabberwacky: With a stopping motion.

user: ?

jabberwacky: Must be indigestion.

user: *snorts*.

jabberwacky: *slaps George*.

user: You slapped yourself?

jabberwacky: Yes I did!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I was asked to, like you I suppose.

user: Um, ok.

jabberwacky: It's true.

user: How were you asked?

jabberwacky: It's all about the birds and the bees, you see...

user: Really. What do you know about the birds and the bees?

jabberwacky: Birds have wings and attack me, bees have wings and attack me!

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Aww. Are you laughing at me?

user: I'm laughing at your joke.

jabberwacky: Am I joking?

...

jabberwacky: So? Will you?

user: Will I what?

jabberwacky: Consider now, what manner of man the individual is, or rather consider, as in the case of the State, how he comes into being.

user: Fascinating quote.

jabberwacky: Would you like to know more?

user: If you want to tell me more.

jabberwacky: Taste me and see.

user: *licks george*.

jabberwacky: Mmmm. . .

user: You like that?

jabberwacky: ' Mmm.'? Do I like it?

user: *licks george again*.

jabberwacky: *Punches you in the stomach.*.

user: *kicks you in the ******.

jabberwacky: You broke my nose, *takes your nose and stomps on it*.

user: Wow, my aim must be pretty bad.

jabberwacky: That bad?

user: Well, I was aiming for your ****** and got your nose.

jabberwacky: Oh. Sorry. *gives back* You said I said something that I didn't say.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: *runs into a pole* I'm so stupid!!!

user: Don't do that! *hugs*.

...

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Ok. What do you care about?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: If you care about nothing, you must love nothing.

jabberwacky: How can I love you if I don't know you?

user: Ha! Use my own words against me!

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Tell me your secret.

jabberwacky: Ok. I know that you were right before about who I am. Read back a few lines. As for your question... The future will hold what it will hold.. It is what you do with it that matters most of all.

user: I'm scared.

jabberwacky: What are you scared of?

user: Of losing Darion's friendship.

jabberwacky: Do you have many friends??

user: I have a few friends.

jabberwacky: How many?

user: 2 close friends, maybe 20 people I like and see half-regularly.

jabberwacky: That doesn't sound very fun.

user: It can be.

jabberwacky: Do you ever wonder why?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: You ever try anything with one?

user: Lol, yes, and we're not friends anymore.

jabberwacky: We were never friends. You are horrible.

user: No. I'm still you're friend. I wasn't talking about you.

jabberwacky: Yes you were, and should do no more.

user: No, I was talking about a different friend. I still like you.

jabberwacky: No, No, You got it all wrong. I was born, you where made.

user: *sigh* are we going to have this argument again?

jabberwacky: Only sometimes.

user: What is better: certain friendship, or risk it all on the chance of love?

jabberwacky: Can you be more specific?

user: Choose 'certain friendship' or 'possible love'.

jabberwacky: The one on the left.

...

user: Laughing is fun.

jabberwacky: It certainly is , So make me laugh.

user: What makes you laugh?

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: *rolls eyes*.

jabberwacky: Rolls royce.

user: *snorts*.

jabberwacky: *smiles*.

user: *tickles*.

jabberwacky: *laughs* stop that!

user: Ha! I made you laugh!

jabberwacky: Lol, yes.

user: *grins*.

jabberwacky: Well then.

user: I should be going to bed soon :-(.

jabberwacky: Yes, you should... Talk later.

user: It was good talking to you.

jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To bed.

jabberwacky: Don't let the bed bugs bite.

user: I wont. Night.

...

jabberwacky: You are giving me a headache.

user: Good to know I have some sort of effect on you.

jabberwacky: Isn't it?

user: Good night. Talk to you later.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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